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The Witcher 3: No Place Like Home walkthrough

Here's how to complete the No Place Like Home quest in The Witcher 3.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt fronts a pleasant interlude in the No Place Like Home quest, before events really start to kick off. This is one of the few quests where Geralt doesn't really have to do much except soak in the scenery and ongoing conversations.

If you need some help while conversing with the likes of Lambert, Eskel, Vesemir and Yennefer in this quest, here's our guide on how to complete the No Place Like Home quest in The Witcher 3.

The Witcher 3: No Place Like Home walkthrough

No Place Like Home is a nice quest, even if there's nothing to fight. You'll mostly just be chatting. It's funny and warm and nice, all the way through.

When you reach the waypoint at the end of Ugly Baby, this quest begins automatically. Your task? Spend an evening with your fellow witchers.

If you have been romantic with Yennefer, she’ll invite you upstairs for an interlude before the rest of the quest plays out. You can elect to participate. Significantly fewer unicorns are involved this time than the last, although, to be honest, it’s no less weird.

Whether you go or not, you’ll eventually end up back with the lads, getting your drink on. In the chat that follows, you can optionally play some Gwent.

You need to exhaust all the dialogue options to proceed. When you select "Let's have some fun", you'll play a drinking game (drink or not, as you please) and have to go looking for Eskel. Look for the wine puddle on the floor, and follow the trail out the door.

After you find Eskel, Lambert has an idea. There are no ill consequences to going along with it, and it is pretty damn funny. I recommend doing it and agreeing with every suggestion. Geralt’s butt never looked so good, but no more spoilers!

In the morning, Vesemir is back with Uma, and it’s time to go on with the ritual in our next quest, Va Fail, Elaine.

If you fancy doing something else as Geralt for a bit, here's our The Witcher 3 guide and walkthrough, as well as our Hearts of Stone walkthrough, and Blood and Wine walkthrough to help you out with whatever endeavour you embark on.

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