Independent developer The Behemoth has launched a competition asking fans to pen fan fiction for its downloadable hit, Castle Crashers. Only two entries per person are allowed, with a strict 450-550 word limit, and a deadline of 5:00 PM PST May 1. Copies of the game and t-shirts are on offer for successful entries. Go on then, have a go - don't pretend those passionate rescue kisses didn't give you ideas. Visit the Behemoth forums for more information.