We've been around the block. We're no strangers to hyperbole. But this is something quite special.
Square Enix saying it will "change Japanese history" on May 21 with a game announcement related to some sort of partnership with Yahoo!.
That's one hell of a claim.
Maybe Yoichi Wada's going to go back in time and trick all the Samurai into wearing Mickey Mouse hats, or something.
Or maybe it's a load of bollocks. Who can say?