Red Faction: Armageddon delayed; Saints Row 3, Space Marine get release windows

Ever sat around waiting for someone to build a house of cards so you can leap out, do your best impression of Godzilla, and send it crashing to the ground - cards quickly sponging up your friend's salty rush of tears as their defeated pitter-patter gives your life meaning? Well, this is kind of like that, except THQ's taking a little longer on that whole building part.

Wait, you haven't done that? Oh. Well, um, neither have we.

According to a recent release schedule from THQ, Red Faction: Armageddon's take a dive into May 2011, which is a couple months removed from its previous window of Q1 2011.

In addition, THQ's mapped out the remainder of its 2011 schedule, with MX vs. ATV Alive set for spring, Warhammer 40k: Space Marine for summer, and a new installments of both Saints Row and WWE for fall. UFC fans, meanwhile, will probably want to tie people in knots when they hear that they won't be tying anyone in knots until winter 2012.

So yeah, a little something for everyone. Except UFC fans. Oh well. More money for Affliction T-shirts, Tapout hats, and - of course - beer, we suppose. Yeeeeah, guys! Misrepresent!