Star Ocean 5 is a real thing that is happening, saving Square Enix from facing the full fury of my incandescent wrath.
A dedicated website has now opened to promote the RPG, which is coming to PlayStation 3 and PS4.
From this we've gleaned the trailer below. Gematsu says it recaps past Star Ocean games in chronological order.
DualShockers turned up two screenshots, too.
No western release has been touted for Star Ocean 5 - yet.