Fable III to let players impregnate their Xbox Live friends

Tee-hee. "Touch system" - geddit? Because it sounds like...

Oh wow. They're seriously doing that?

"The team seems committed to ensuring the [co-op] experience is in no way compromised. You'll be able to enjoy, ahem, intimate moments with your co-op friend and eventually produce offspring together," reads an upcoming issue of OXM UK.

This is either ingenious or insane. We haven't decided which yet. Maybe a bit of both. Either way, we're pretty sure the Ico comparisons can stop now. Sure, Ico and Yorda hit it off, but we don't think they ever, well, you know.