French firm offers free dildos to Diablo 3 widows and widowers
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French company Absoloo is offering free sex toys to those widowed by the just-released Diablo III. To claim, you need to post a picture of yourself on Absoloo's Facebook page holding a copy of the game. You'll then be sent a code with which to "adopt your new friend" from the Absoloo site. It's not clear if the offer's applicable outside of France, although we suspect that a sudden international crowd of p**sed off, Diablo-burnt, dildo-hungry partners descending for hundreds of free cavity-based staffs of power (+1 vitality) may very well make it so. Thanks, Ugo.