French firm offers free dildos to Diablo 3 widows and widowers

By Patrick Garratt, Thursday, 17 May 2012 08:17 GMT

French company Absoloo is offering free sex toys to those widowed by the just-released Diablo III. To claim, you need to post a picture of yourself on Absoloo’s Facebook page holding a copy of the game. You’ll then be sent a code with which to “adopt your new friend” from the Absoloo site. It’s not clear if the offer’s applicable outside of France, although we suspect that a sudden international crowd of pissed off, Diablo-burnt, dildo-hungry partners descending for hundreds of free cavity-based staffs of power (+1 vitality) may very well make it so. Thanks, Ugo.

Sometimes we include links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.

Comments

Headlines

Absoloo

Diablo 3

Diablo III

  • Diablo 3 players earning Double XP this weekend

    Diablo 3 players an participate in a Double XP event this weekend, which should help them prepare for Reaper of Souls’ launch on Tuesday, March 25. The experience bonus is set to 100%, up from the 50% Blizzard set earlier this month. The 100% Bonus XP period ends on Monday, March 24 at 12:01 am […]

  • Diablo 3 players on PC and Mac getting 50% extra XP starting today

    Diablo 3 players can bask in some extra XP for a limited time on PC and Mac starting today. Players will net 50% extra experience points in celebration of the Reaper of Souls expansion, which lands at the end of the month. This will also help out greatly with the Paragon Leveling System which recently […]