Make your sweaty feet truly honk with Untitled Goose Game socks

By Kirk McKeand
2 December 2019 14:00 GMT

Around 21 games are released on Steam every day. For indie developers, it’s a struggle to get noticed in the crowd, but the occasional lucky game stands out because of virality. Anyway, here is a news post about socks.

We’ve always been a fan of socks here at VG247 (but not toe socks), because they cover up feet and feet are minging. They’re like a slab of meat with weird Nik Naks poking out the end. No thank you.

These newly announced Untitled Goose Game socks will mask over that body horror and keep your feet warm to boot. And in boot. But not in those horrible toe shoes, pack it in.

Some news about where you can purchase these will be coming later in the week, just in case you can’t read that tweet up there that says exactly that.

Take part in some capitalism and buy them, crouch behind the sofa, pop up with them on your hand, and honk loudly at your family until they ask you to leave and never attend their Christmas fun again.

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