Global Mafia 3 video supply threatens to subsume all other media, terrified games press beg for mercy

By Brenna Hillier, Thursday, 18 August 2016 03:25 GMT

It’s another Mafia 3 video. This one’s about Vita, the protagonist of Mafia 2.

Mafia 3 is going to be a thing, gosh dang it, if 2K has to send us a video every single day until its October release on PC, PS4 and Xbox One.

Following on from whatever the last one was, the latest Mafia 3 video is about Vito Scaletta. You may remember him gadding about in Empire City in Mafia 2. Perhaps you’ve wondered what he’s doing in New Bordeaux. Well! Wonder no more. Affix your eyes to the moving images above and learn, little one: learn.

Mafia 3 tells a more recent story than the past two games and brings the action south to a New Orleans setting. It might be terrific, but we’ll probably never find out because its marketing materials will have gained sentience and destroyed our civilisation within three months.

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