AU News Wrap, August 31 – What happened today

By Brenna Hillier
31 August 2011 08:10 GMT

Almost every day, someone asks me what I did at work. And I’m like, I wrote news about video games. What did you expect me to say?

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Source – Deus Ex: Human Revolution puzzle points to DLC
Well, I expect a few enraged phone calls about this one.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Your Guide to Guides
I’m the go-to girl with friend who apparently can’t use Google, so I figure I may as well perform the same function for you.

The good news is, my dentist visit yesterday went perfectly smoothly. Apparently it is okay to never go to the dentist as long as you brush religiously and hardly ever eat sweets. Hooray! Still, it’s probably wise to head back a leetle more often than every six years.

See below for news not pertaining to oral hygiene. Go back in time with the US wrap, or even further with the equivalent from Europe.

Pat’s still in Sweden, but Johnny’s going to do a Bulletcast video today. Feel free to tell Pat how much you prefer checking out my tasteful decor as opposed to his. Not that we’re rivals our anything. Ha ha! That would be hilarious! Double-crossing two-timing non-Templar choosi- are you still here? Get to the headlines.

Today’s header image is the delightful Sophie Ellis-Bextor, who’s British and all. She’s my very favourite super attractive lady who looks a little bit like an alien. Mass Effect’s Liara doesn’t count – she is an alien.

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