Conan Exiles has arrived on Early Access. Oh you already knew? But you're clicking anyway? Amazing.
Conan Exiles is going off, isn't it? It's been all over Twitch and Twitter today, even though it only officially opens its doors like, right now.
Is it the classic low fantasy setting? The promise of a new Funcom multiplayer game with player creation and survival aspects? The numerous flapping cock and balls GIFs doing the rounds? Who knows! All we know is, Conan Exiles is officially Hot Stuff.
Whatever your reason for desperately wanting in, you don't need an invite code any more; if you want to play Conan Exiles and help Funcom shape it ahead of full release, you may do so immediately. Simply buy your way in via Steam for $30; the servers are online now.
Conan Exiles supports single-player for those after a solo experience, allows you to build cities and knock down anything that displeases you, and encourages you to trample your way to dominance of the game world through might, preferably over a mountain of your enemy's skulls. It's hard not to like the sound of, hey.