Gather ’round my children: we’re going discuss making your daddy parts larger or smaller in the latest SCUM update.
SCUM has a new update available, Wild Hunter, and it provides players with new ways to hunt. It also lets you customize your baby maker by applying, er um, attributes.
The character customization update, according to the patch notes, includes a fully nude character model and the ability to apply “attribute points to a prisoner’s genitals.”
This means like Conan: Exiles, players will have a dong slider of sorts. The default size is four inches, but if you are a SCUM Supporter Pack owner, you won’t be short changed: you’ll get an extra two inches right off the bat.
Players can increase their willy to a maximum of eight inches, or decrease it to the lowest available – one inch.
As with everything in SCUM, this attribute is connected so if you add points into length it will reduce available attribute points. If you reduce the size, you’ll have more attribute points to be used elsewhere.
Basically, you can either sport an enormous schwanzstucker and have less attributes to spend; or choose a respectable tater tot and spend the points elsewhere.
It’s a double-edged sword.
The developers are keenly aware some players don’t wish to see naughty bits, so it has added a “concealed mode.” There is also a new head option to choose from in character creation. Head as in the one attached to your neck, you bunch of perverts.
Other than the addition of a tallywacker enhancer, the Wild Hunter Update introduces basic bow and arrow skills for both hunting wild game and combat against puppets and other prisoners. Players are able to track and strike new boars and goats roaming the island, and craft the materials into “headwear or decorative spiked heads.”
New musical instruments were also added. Players can now make music with a banjo, guitar, or harmonica (snicker).
Users that rent servers, and have the admin role, can now use a Behind the Camera View. The team is working on expanding the feature to other players in the future.
Players can also now become a drone and fly around by creating a character with the name “Drone290818”. A glimpse of the underground part of the new naval base is also available in the patch.
Developed by Gamepires and Croteam, the early access game launched on PC in August. Its publisher, Devolver Digital, said the survival game sold over 250,000 copies in its first 24 hours, and had over 50,000 players at its peak. The publisher said it was the company’s biggest launch to-date.
If you’re just starting out, give our SCUM starter guide to crafting, ammo, weapons and other bear necessities a look. It doesn’t contain information on the new genital enhancer just yet, but give us time.