LittleBigPlanet Karting release date announced

What, just a videogame release announcement?

Nothing to conquer here, noone to fight =(

imma gonna hunt down homophobic scum somewhere else.

/puts down the sword

@1 I guess that’s my cue.

The game is utterly bloody shit, if the beta is anything to go by.

That was so to the point. That’s not convincing enough.

Where’re all the ‘quite frankly’s and ‘that said’s?

You need to defeat the opposition and conquer the thread.

@3 Quite frankly, for a game bearing the LittleBigPlanet label, the game is a fucking embarrassment to the franchise. It’s dull, uninspired, and simplistic.

That said, at least it’s not PlayStation All-Stars.

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Better?

Eh, my heart’s not really in it today. Can you tell?

lol what opposition?

@4
Oh no it isn’t

/cut’n'paste yesterdays PASBR thread and we are done.

At minimum, there must be three paragraphs, each of which having an essential ‘certainly’/'that said’. With the last one having a sentence starting with an ‘ultimately’ to gracefully finish it off.

Mandatory analogy with some touchy subject, and shouldn’t forget some cynical sarcasm to spice it all up. Never disappear for more than an hour, or they’ll start to think you’re finished (or worse, they’ll figure you’re googling). If you want, you can reference your family a lot to sound more down to earth.

Destroy them. Conquer them. People of both Europe and America are reading you, don’t fail them.

@6 Oh yes it is!

@7 Eh, CBA.

Oi, if only u cba att.

November 9th? So the games set out to die then is what there saying.