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  1. Da Man

    What, just a videogame release announcement?

    Nothing to conquer here, noone to fight =(

    imma gonna hunt down homophobic scum somewhere else.

    /puts down the sword

    #1 2 years ago
  2. Ireland Michael

    @1 I guess that’s my cue.

    The game is utterly bloody shit, if the beta is anything to go by.

    #2 2 years ago
  3. Da Man

    That was so to the point. That’s not convincing enough.

    Where’re all the ‘quite frankly’s and ‘that said’s?

    You need to defeat the opposition and conquer the thread.

    #3 2 years ago
  4. Ireland Michael

    @3 Quite frankly, for a game bearing the LittleBigPlanet label, the game is a fucking embarrassment to the franchise. It’s dull, uninspired, and simplistic.

    That said, at least it’s not PlayStation All-Stars.

    ———-

    Better?

    Eh, my heart’s not really in it today. Can you tell?

    #4 2 years ago
  5. OlderGamer

    lol what opposition? ;)

    #5 2 years ago
  6. DrDamn

    @4
    Oh no it isn’t

    /cut’n'paste yesterdays PASBR thread and we are done. :)

    #6 2 years ago
  7. Da Man

    At minimum, there must be three paragraphs, each of which having an essential ‘certainly’/'that said’. With the last one having a sentence starting with an ‘ultimately’ to gracefully finish it off.

    Mandatory analogy with some touchy subject, and shouldn’t forget some cynical sarcasm to spice it all up. Never disappear for more than an hour, or they’ll start to think you’re finished (or worse, they’ll figure you’re googling). If you want, you can reference your family a lot to sound more down to earth.

    Destroy them. Conquer them. People of both Europe and America are reading you, don’t fail them.

    #7 2 years ago
  8. Ireland Michael

    @6 Oh yes it is!

    @7 Eh, CBA.

    #8 2 years ago
  9. Da Man

    Oi, if only u cba att.

    #9 2 years ago
  10. KAP

    November 9th? So the games set out to die then is what there saying.

    #10 2 years ago

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