Sex confirmed for Assassin’s Creed II

Wednesday, 30th September 2009 15:29 GMT By Patrick Garratt


Move over BioWare: your sexy game throne is about to be challenged. Assassin’s Creed II director Benoit Lambert’s confirmed to VG247 that his free-running sequel contains a bit of the old uppy-tiger-squealy-monkey.

“Ezio is a womaniser,” said the developer, speaking in response to a reader question.

“There’s a bit of sex. I can’t say more.”

Ubi in hot cock action shock. Saying that, bet it’s nothing more than half a tit and a suspiciously swollen codpiece.

We’ll all know “come” November 20.



  1. Hunam

    A bit excited there pat? Try not to dry hump your desk.

    #1 5 years ago
  2. Patrick Garratt

    I’m literally wanking as I type.

    #2 5 years ago
  3. Whizzo

    That shot is just so close to being suitable for Viz’s “Up the Arse” corner.

    #3 5 years ago
  4. Blerk

    Arf! What a picture! :-D

    #4 5 years ago
  5. joshua nash

    hope we get to see a virtual Kristen Bell show us her virtual tits

    #5 5 years ago
  6. JonFE

    An appropriate image indeed Blerk :D

    #6 5 years ago
  7. Jadeskye

    Assassin’s creed 2: We have boning.

    #7 5 years ago
  8. ianos

    They let us play a sex bit at the print preview day. It was… rubbish. ‘PRESS Y TO SHAG’ kind of stuff. The rest of what we saw was so well done, that bit just didn’t fit and felt painfully forced*.

    *Badum-tish. Ayoo! etc.

    #8 5 years ago
  9. Jadeskye

    I did like the Mass effect system of press A to bone. It didn’t require you to hold anything, leaving your hands free while it played out >_>

    #9 5 years ago
  10. Dr.Ghettoblaster

    Best sex I’ve seen so far in vg is GOW 1 and 2. Classy and tastefull, yet gets the point accross.

    #10 5 years ago
  11. phatb0y


    Exactly what I was thinking. Classic expression there.

    #11 5 years ago
  12. atheistium

    This is probably the best news post I have ever read.. ever.

    #12 5 years ago
  13. deftangel

    I was actually quite amused when I saw what this was (or at least one example, near the beginning of the game.)

    The Fox News report will be a classic.

    #13 5 years ago
  14. DarkElfa

    Christ Pat, I’m trying to drink my coffee here man.

    #14 5 years ago
  15. ecu

    Why is this newsworthy?

    Would AICN run a similar headline if there was sex in a new movie?

    Not meaning to have a go, Pat, I’m just frustrated the industry can’t grow up.

    #15 5 years ago
  16. Gekidami

    I sort of agree, it was in Your AC2 Q&A already. I dont think this really deserves its own article.
    But oh well, its done now.

    #16 5 years ago
  17. ecu

    Everywhere will run it, it’s not Pats fault.

    Just like the “OH MY GOD, HEAVY RAIN HAS TITS IN IT” articles that appeared everywhere after TGS. It’s depressing that games can’t embrace adult themes without people making a fuss. We’re still very immature.

    #17 5 years ago
  18. Psychotext

    I look forward to the Fox news piece on the “Virtual orgasmic rape” in AC2.

    #18 5 years ago
  19. Gekidami

    I think what bothered Fox about ME (not ‘me’, “Mass Effect”) was that it had women on women action, i dont think they’ll make to much fuss over male-female hanky panky. Unless Ezio likes abit of sausage ofcourse. :D

    And about hot coffee; I think it was a big deal at the time because it was something unseen back then (being in a video game i mean :p ), and the fact that it was hidden probably didnt help.

    #19 5 years ago
  20. Psychotext

    Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest. God forbid a game should have anything like that in it. Not in my America.

    #20 5 years ago
  21. Jadeskye

    The american media teaches us all that blue lesbians are immoral.

    #21 5 years ago
  22. Gekidami

    I’m pretty sure ME2 will get called out again, Fox will probably take special note in it being the follow up.

    #22 5 years ago
  23. theevilaires

    sex in games really don’t interest me, but sexual stuff like Madison strip teasing in Heavy Rain sounds more real and life like. Killing someone while he’s having sex isn’t fun…is it :D

    #23 5 years ago
  24. Monk

    so, it`s Really Laughable when you put this news in the website,
    really Laughable :D .

    and WTH with this Pic.?
    you have a bad taste, aren`t ya Pat :) ?

    #24 5 years ago
  25. SticKboy

    Oh fuck off Monk, you humourless cunt.

    #25 5 years ago
  26. Hunam

    Pat is Sardonicism personified. Maybe not an underlying hatred of the world, be he finds it all terribly amusing.

    /wubs pat

    #26 5 years ago
  27. Scyrenn

    The new lens flare? (been done, I suppose…)

    And TEA, actually, from all the horror movies I’ve seen, that does seem fun, acually… :)

    What is it with teenagers having sex and then getting killed right after in movies…

    Everyone should watch the Halloween remake, it’s nice…


    #27 5 years ago
  28. theevilaires

    yea it’s funny when jason does it, but you controlling the main character sounds a bit creepy. Just imagine all the pervs out there that would put there controller down and jerk off to it before they had to actually kill the person(s) to further progress in the game. There’s some “PSYCHO” people out there Scyrenn. :P

    #28 5 years ago

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