Tue, Sep 30, 2008 | 20:02 BST

Gears 2 enemies shown in video, cause sperm eruption

We are beyond hot for this game. EGTV’s got the next video in the Gears of War 2 promotion drive, which is a good look at the various new enemies in the action sequel.

Seriously, we couldn’t want Gears 2 more. Hit this for our playtest from the recent London preview event to find out why.

GDC: Gears of War 2 boxart shown

Gears of War 2 campaign footage shown

Fallout 3, Resident Evil 5, Fable II and Gears of War 2 to be shown in MS conference

7 comments

No_PUDding
30/09/08, 8:12 pm

How professional.

Hahah. I am still waiting to ejaculate though.

DaMan
30/09/08, 8:17 pm

What kind of fucking title is that?

Psychotext
30/09/08, 8:23 pm

Dubious. lol

mortiferus
30/09/08, 9:05 pm

Jizzus, what is up with the headline?

David
30/09/08, 9:46 pm

Bad Ass thats all I can say. Gears is like everything that makes a action movie awesome but turned up 100%.

No_PUDding
30/09/08, 10:27 pm

“Bad Ass thats all I can say. Gears is like everything that makes a action movie awesome but turned up 100%.”

Bad Ass is all they can say too. Be nice if there was something else to the game than… Badass. Oh wait, there is, it’s an emotional story about trying to find his wife.

This game needs to make it’s mind up. There’s are so many contrasting elements. And not in a cool juxtaposed way.

redlander
01/10/08, 9:51 am

“cause sperm eruption”

O_o