The stupid clocks have gone forward, so it's doubtful you even know what year it is this morning. We're here for you. Don't wade through all those headlines: listen to this.
- Yay: 3DS has launched in the US. There's a full report, complete with video and photos, here.
- Boo: 3DS has a widely-reported crash issue being called the "black screen of death".
- DICE reckons Battlefield's competitors aren't innovating. This is about Call of Duty, natch.
- 3DS and Dynasty Warriors 7 won in Japan last week, despite both being heavily down over the previous seven days.
There. Now get back to your jetlag.