Red Dead Redemption 2 YouPorn searches up over 800%

By Matt Martin
30 October 2018 17:07 GMT

Red Dead Redemption 2 just keeps on hitting the cultural high notes.

Not content with becoming the number one launch for an entertainment product, Red Dead Redemption 2 also caused traffic to spike on popular spank site YouPorn.

Specifically, searches on YouPorn for Red Dead Redemption 2 were up 857 percent on launch day. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Unlike previous Rockstar games like GTA 5, Red Dead Redemption 2 doesn’t allow you to shag prostitutes, have a lapdance or manage a strip club. If you’re looking for a little slap and tickle in the Old West, the closest you’re going to get is a helping hand below the waterline when you visit a hotel bath.

Still, if that’s your thing, we’ve written a detailed guide to getting a soap-job in Red Dead Redemption 2.

While we’re on the subject of YouPorn and video games – because apparently linking to smut is only ever good for traffic – Fortnite was the most searched Halloween costume on YouPorn last week.

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