The residents of Hope, South Dakota sure are accident prone, at least, that’s what the town’s newspaper wants you to think. Or is it agent 47? Regardless, strange things are happening to some of the townsfolk, but they probably deserved it anyway. Check out the latest edition of The Hope Times below, along with a shot of our favorite stealthy man with a penchant for suits. Hitman: Absolution is out November 20.