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New Skyrim Xbox Live avatar items let you take an arrow in the knee

Wednesday, 13th June 2012 00:00 GMT By Dave Oshry

Some jokes never get old, and some jokes got old a long time ago.  However, if you enjoy beating dead horses, you may want to sign into Xbox Live today.

You can now purchase elven armor, daedric armor, dragon priest masks, ad yes, even an “arrow in the knee” prop for your Xbox Live avatar.

Here’s the breakdown from the BethBlog:

Skyrim Elven Armor for Men/Women (400 Microsoft Points): Don this light armor crafted by the Elves of Summerset Isle.

Skyrim Daedric Armor for Men/Women (400 Microsoft Points): Intimidate your foes in this heavy armor crafted from smelted ebony ingots and Daedra hearts.

Skyrim Dragon Priest Face Mask (160 Microsoft Points): Summon the power of ancient dragon worshippers in this golden mask.

Skyrim Alduin’s Wall Premium Theme (240 Microsoft Points): Transform your Dashboard into the iconic ancient stone wall carved by the Blades.

Skyrim Arrow in the Knee Prop (240 Microsoft Points): Can your avatar dodge the horrible fate of many a guard in Skyrim? Find out with the Skyrim Arrow in the Knee prop!

Skyrim ‘Fus Ro Dah’ Prop (240 Microsoft Points): Mudcrabs beware! Now your avatar can summon the dragon shout of Unrelenting Force!

Skyrim Picture Pack (80 Microsoft Points): Argonian, Redguard, Khajiit – all the races in Skyrim are now yours in the official Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim gamerpic pack!

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  1. Giskard

    It’s official. I now hate the Xbox Avatars more than any thing in the gaming industry to date. May they die a horrible, painful death in Bobby Kotick’s idea lab for COD. Aka, hell.

    #1 2 years ago
  2. Moonwalker1982

    LOL, an actual prop? That’s classic.

    If you mean the price, yeah i agree, it’s ridiculous,400 points for some clothing. But the idea is really cool though.

    #2 2 years ago
  3. Giskard

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

    This sums it up.

    #3 2 years ago
  4. Eddie Rodrigues

    Why they forgot about PS Home… why? What for TF2 on Steam? Wii could have some sort of advanced Mii customization now… Make this work…

    Sincerelly, everyone (in my Universe, at least) that thinks that Live Avatars are mainstream and overrated… And an angry fanboy who’s mad at MS for what they did to B&K and Conker…

    #4 2 years ago
  5. Giskard

    @4 I’m not mad at Microsoft. I just hate this joke.

    #5 2 years ago
  6. absolutezero

    Next up for Avatars Rage Comic masks!

    memes so inclusive and funny XD.

    #6 2 years ago