Well done, troops! The Red Faction: Armageddon demo has hits its target, and that means unicorn farts for all. No, really, it does.
As you may recall, Volition promised that if the Armageddon demo was downloaded at least 1 million times, it would unlock a weapon for use after one completion of the single-player campaign.
That weapon is Mr Toots, who farts deadly laser rainbows. For his inclusion, I offer my gravest thanks to all of you.
Volition, on the other hand, has offered up a new trailer, which is probably a better deal.
Red Faction: Armageddon is due on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 next week.