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Video – Peter Molyneux’s son begs for Half-Life 3

Thursday, 23rd September 2010 12:47 GMT By Johnny Cullen

Episode Two

Milo’s alive after all, it seems. Okay, not quite.

Lionhead boss Peter Molyneux has tweeted a video of his son Lucas pleading directly to Valve to reveal Half-Life 3.

Seriously.

“I’m really looking forward to Half-Life 3, but I know you’ve got Portal 2 and a load of other games on your hands,” says Lucas.

“It’s been a long time that I’ve been waiting, but I’ve been trying to entertain myself with Portal and everything. I think you make really great games and stuff, and my dad does as well.”

Of course, Peter has to promote Fable III somewhere in the video.

“Buy Fable III, not Half Life 3,” he says at one point.

It’s worth a giggle, just to hear Lucas ask when the “demo” is coming out.

Watch it below.

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50 Comments

  1. Superet

    Wasn’t Half-Life (2) a 15?

    #1 4 years ago
  2. ShiroGamer

    lol

    #2 4 years ago
  3. Freek

    “Senior Microsoft producer encourages underage children to play violent videogames.”

    #3 4 years ago
  4. Johnny Cullen

    That’ll be a fantastic headline in the Daily Fail.

    #4 4 years ago
  5. Psychotext

    Can’t fault the kid…

    GIVE US HALF LIFE 3!

    #5 4 years ago
  6. Freek

    They’d need to bump it up a notch; “Microsoft trains children on murder simulators!”
    A shocking story of one producers decent into madness as he uses his own children to test out the latest violent filth.

    #6 4 years ago
  7. Dralen

    @1 Exactly what I was thinking.

    #7 4 years ago
  8. ShiroGamer

    :D

    #8 4 years ago
  9. Superet

    He may be underage, but as Psychotext said, you can’t fault the kid.

    We need some HL3 all up in here!

    #9 4 years ago
  10. themadjock

    Seriously hope he Peter gets pwned for this… It’s funny his son can’t wait much longer but he can wait a couple more years…. I doubt he’ll even be 15 by then… What about Episode 3 never mind the full sequel

    #10 4 years ago
  11. Erthazus

    Nice one :D

    Yeah, Half-Life 3. Bring it on :D

    #11 4 years ago
  12. freedoms_stain

    1) the answer is Valve

    2) somebody get that kid in-doors before the sun incinerates his pasty ginger flesh, he ain’t no day-walker.

    #12 4 years ago
  13. Yoshi

    @12 2) LMAO nice you beat me to it by seconds :P

    #13 4 years ago
  14. onlineatron

    I have tapes my dad recorded of me talking when young and this kid sounds unnervingly like me.

    CAN I HAZ HALF LIFEZ EPISOD FREEE NAO PLOX?

    #14 4 years ago
  15. DSB

    That kid is Harry Potters friend, no?

    #15 4 years ago
  16. Blerk

    So what he’s basically saying is “give us Half Life 3 or the kid gets it!”, right?

    #16 4 years ago
  17. DSB

    @16 Pfff, that’s no joke. Dude already killed Milo.

    #17 4 years ago
  18. Johnny Cullen

    @DSB WINNA! XD

    #18 4 years ago
  19. AHA-Lambda

    this is the ONLY time i will agree with molyneux

    ““Buy Fable III, not Half Life 3,””

    *facepalm*

    #19 4 years ago
  20. crackdude

    “Seriously hope he Peter gets pwned for this… It’s funny his son can’t wait much longer but he can wait a couple more years…. I doubt he’ll even be 15 by then…”
    You hope he gets “pwned”? Why the bloody hell.. And I don’t understand what’s the deal with him being 15

    #20 4 years ago
  21. Dannybuoy

    Crazy accent

    #21 4 years ago
  22. aone

    Who the hell is watching the age ratings anyway? This kid is awesome!

    #22 4 years ago
  23. themadjock

    @20 Because he has released a video showing that he let’s his son play violent videogames that are rated 15. The UK media would crucify he for admitting that. I have half a mind to email the daily mail – a notoriously reactionary paper in the UK and send them the link.

    #23 4 years ago
  24. Psychotext

    You mean like 99% of the rest of the British public tmj?

    #24 4 years ago
  25. DSB

    @23 Yeah, we should all do our part to promote sensationalist hysteria.

    Don’t forget to mention terrorism, communism, any new strain of flu and Islamic expansionism.

    Good day, sir!

    #25 4 years ago
  26. KAP

    I hope peter really gets slated for this. Please god do.

    #26 4 years ago
  27. themadjock

    …but obviously as I don’t care what he let’s his son do and hate the british media’s war on gaming I won’t, but it was a silly thing for him to do.

    #27 4 years ago
  28. manamana

    KAP sucks, just like themadjock. You guys have never watched a horror- or (nottomention) porn-movie at underage?! Go screw you! I’m with DSB on this one!

    Cmon Valve, show us a little trailer pleaz!

    #28 4 years ago
  29. No_PUDding

    “How am I supposed to talk, or something?”

    That doesn’t even make sense. It almost sounds like the kid wants to be told which button to press in a videogame.

    WOAH META, dude.

    #29 4 years ago
  30. Blerk

    I’ve let my son play 15-rated stuff too. You’ll never take me alive, coppers!

    #30 4 years ago
  31. Psychotext

    YOU’RE GOING DOWN BLERK!

    #31 4 years ago
  32. manamana

    ^ LOL

    #32 4 years ago
  33. No_PUDding

    “You’re doing really great work, and stuff, and all”

    Sooner this guy supersedes Peter, the better. CVG won’t be able to make any headlines out of that!

    #33 4 years ago
  34. Blerk

    Don’t forget my son can shoot too now!

    #34 4 years ago
  35. Johnny Cullen

    I’m totally calling the police, Blerk. I’m emailing the Daily Mail as we speak.

    #35 4 years ago
  36. No_PUDding

    Blerk, that’s awful, if only he were brought up properly like me.

    Sure Driver 2 was an 18, and I was 9 or 10 at the time, but it didn’t have the shooting, and stuff, or something, and all.

    P.S GTa2 came first.

    #36 4 years ago
  37. Johnny Cullen

    Seriously, I like how everyone’s gone mental over this. What started as a joke has become serious.

    Protip: I owned GTA: Vice City when I was 11, bought GTA: San Andreas when I was 13 (alas with someone with me) and I bought GTA IV when I was 17 without any ID, although that’s a massive flaw on the shop’s part, not mine.

    Anyways, as long as it’s supervised right and the parents allow it, I see no harm in it.

    #37 4 years ago
  38. Blerk

    When I was a lad games didn’t have ratings! We spent hours sniggering over Soho Sex Quest on the Speccy when we were 12.

    And look at me now – a registered sex off… I mean “fine upstanding citizen”!

    #38 4 years ago
  39. No_PUDding

    Exactly Johnny, I’ve grown up totally normally.

    EDIT: You win Blerk

    But seriously, when did GTA2 come out? I know I had it late, but thinking about it, I must have had it even younger than 9 or 10. GTA3 came out when I was in Year 6, I think.

    #39 4 years ago
  40. Johnny Cullen

    Blerk wins.

    #40 4 years ago
  41. No_PUDding

    Mine was definitely a little too macabre, also creative writing -1 for using ‘themselves’ twice.

    Good show Blerk. Just keeping you on your toes old man.

    #41 4 years ago
  42. Callum

    I watched the terminator, alien, godfather, predator films before i was in double digits. I was about 9 when lock stock and two smoking barrels came out aswell, watched it with my dad…fantastic film. Goldeneye on the N64 i was shooting shit in the face, Quake on the N64 i was shooting shit in the face, bomberman on the Sega I was basically a terrorist collecting shit from space while blowing shit up…in the face.

    I turned out fine.
    *twitch*
    Or did I?!

    #42 4 years ago
  43. Psychotext

    I watched the uncut version of Basic Instinct when I was about 14… and I watched it again, and again, and again.

    I had no idea what it was before I watched it, I asked my sister if I could borrow it off her and I remember her asking me if I knew what it was. :D

    #43 4 years ago
  44. Aimless

    And thus a night vision-clad dogger was born.

    #44 4 years ago
  45. Psychotext

    Nah, that was when I was watching the neighbours watch porn.

    \o/

    #45 4 years ago
  46. Johnny Cullen

    Sorry, PT wins. XD

    #46 4 years ago
  47. Aimless

    Why are you being such an adjudicator today, Johnny? You’re declaring winners left, right and centre, except for the one thread where it matters. You should probably just send me the Xbox and be done with it.

    Also, I can’t believe this comment section has progressed so far without anyone commenting on the YouTube preview still.

    #47 4 years ago
  48. theevilaires

    So I guess we can all agree that game rating across Europe is shit and useless…….so can you stop posting those ugly huge ass numbers over the art covers please :D

    Damn PEGI rating

    #48 4 years ago
  49. Dr.Freeman

    “I’ve been wating so long for Half-Life 3 to come out”!!
    if we assumed that he is 12 now means he played HL2Ep2 when he was 9, n ep1 in 6, n HL 2 in 3, n the 1st one he was playing it after each breastfeed..

    #49 4 years ago
  50. LOLshock94

    HE NAMED HIS SON AFTER THE BAD GUY ON THE END OF FABLE 22222222222222222222222222222

    #50 4 years ago

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