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Metal Gear Online gets tits DLC

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Konami’s put its Metal Gear Online bikini DLC live, in celebration of the game’s first anniversary.

There’s a video of it “in action” after the break. So exciting.

  1. Blerk said:

    I… er… what the fuck?

  2. evilashchris said:

    Why don’t they do this for Halo?

  3. sennasnit said:

    man, so wrong, and yet so right. I can’t stop watching….ahhh my eyes, my eyes please stop…

  4. Psychotext said:

    Hmm… what’s with the combats on them? It’s like their bottom half doesn’t match the top.

  5. JonFE said:

    Are those seductive moves part of the bikini DLC only, or are they part of Snake’s normal arsenal as well? :-P

    /got to get me a lap dance in GTA IV…

  6. evilashchris said:

    In GTA IV, if you get 3 lap dances in a row, two ladies emerge and do a lezzy lap dance. True facts!

  7. Blerk said:

    I bet you sit the controller in your groin for the “vibration”, too. You perv!

    /has never done that

  8. evilashchris said:

    No, me neither.

    *cough*

  9. Remind me to download this when I get my PS3 repaired.

    kthxbi.

  10. Retroid said:

    April already?

  11. And the crusade for equal gaming experiences for all genders continues…

  12. Aimless said:

    Too right! I can’t believe Konami didn’t include some multicoloured mankinis for the male players. Sexist, that’s what it is.

  13. Don’t the ladies already get lots to shirtless men to oggle over in this game anyway?

  14. Aimless said:

    Topless, crocodile-headed men, no less.

    Honestly MGO is pretty much the only online game where a bikini pack gets a free pass, at least in my book. It fits the tone of the game perfectly.

  15. FeaturePreacher said:

    The moves are part of the charm skill added in the most recent update. To get it you need to look at porno mags 1000 times.

  16. Dr.Ghettoblaster said:

    I’ll have to watch the vid on lunch, but LOVE the article title…lol

  17. Dr.Ghettoblaster said:

    SHOW ME THE PANTIES!!!

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