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  1. Blerk

    I… er… what the fuck?

    #1 6 years ago
  2. evilashchris

    Why don’t they do this for Halo?

    #2 6 years ago
  3. sennasnit

    man, so wrong, and yet so right. I can’t stop watching….ahhh my eyes, my eyes please stop…

    #3 6 years ago
  4. Psychotext

    Hmm… what’s with the combats on them? It’s like their bottom half doesn’t match the top.

    #4 6 years ago
  5. JonFE

    Are those seductive moves part of the bikini DLC only, or are they part of Snake’s normal arsenal as well? :-P

    /got to get me a lap dance in GTA IV…

    #5 6 years ago
  6. evilashchris

    In GTA IV, if you get 3 lap dances in a row, two ladies emerge and do a lezzy lap dance. True facts!

    #6 6 years ago
  7. Blerk

    I bet you sit the controller in your groin for the “vibration”, too. You perv!

    /has never done that

    #7 6 years ago
  8. evilashchris

    No, me neither.

    *cough*

    #8 6 years ago
  9. Johnny Cullen

    Remind me to download this when I get my PS3 repaired.

    kthxbi.

    #9 6 years ago
  10. Retroid

    April already?

    #10 6 years ago
  11. Michael O'Connor

    And the crusade for equal gaming experiences for all genders continues…

    #11 6 years ago
  12. Aimless

    Too right! I can’t believe Konami didn’t include some multicoloured mankinis for the male players. Sexist, that’s what it is.

    #12 6 years ago
  13. Michael O'Connor

    Don’t the ladies already get lots to shirtless men to oggle over in this game anyway?

    #13 6 years ago
  14. Aimless

    Topless, crocodile-headed men, no less.

    Honestly MGO is pretty much the only online game where a bikini pack gets a free pass, at least in my book. It fits the tone of the game perfectly.

    #14 6 years ago
  15. FeaturePreacher

    The moves are part of the charm skill added in the most recent update. To get it you need to look at porno mags 1000 times.

    #15 6 years ago
  16. Dr.Ghettoblaster

    I’ll have to watch the vid on lunch, but LOVE the article title…lol

    #16 6 years ago
  17. Dr.Ghettoblaster

    SHOW ME THE PANTIES!!!

    #17 6 years ago

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