Mon, Jun 15, 2009 | 09:07 BST

Metal Gear Online gets tits DLC

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Konami’s put its Metal Gear Online bikini DLC live, in celebration of the game’s first anniversary.

There’s a video of it “in action” after the break. So exciting.

17 comments

#1

Blerk
15/06/09, 9:12 am

I… er… what the fuck?

#2

evilashchris
15/06/09, 9:42 am

Why don’t they do this for Halo?

#3

sennasnit
15/06/09, 9:44 am

man, so wrong, and yet so right. I can’t stop watching….ahhh my eyes, my eyes please stop…

#4

Psychotext
15/06/09, 9:51 am

Hmm… what’s with the combats on them? It’s like their bottom half doesn’t match the top.

#5

JonFE
15/06/09, 9:55 am

Are those seductive moves part of the bikini DLC only, or are they part of Snake’s normal arsenal as well? :-P

/got to get me a lap dance in GTA IV…

#6

evilashchris
15/06/09, 10:09 am

In GTA IV, if you get 3 lap dances in a row, two ladies emerge and do a lezzy lap dance. True facts!

#7

Blerk
15/06/09, 10:22 am

I bet you sit the controller in your groin for the “vibration”, too. You perv!

/has never done that

#8

evilashchris
15/06/09, 10:42 am

No, me neither.

*cough*

#9

Johnny Cullen
15/06/09, 11:03 am

Remind me to download this when I get my PS3 repaired.

kthxbi.

#10

Retroid
15/06/09, 11:18 am

April already?

#11

Michael O'Connor
15/06/09, 1:45 pm

And the crusade for equal gaming experiences for all genders continues…

#12

Aimless
15/06/09, 1:53 pm

Too right! I can’t believe Konami didn’t include some multicoloured mankinis for the male players. Sexist, that’s what it is.

#13

Michael O'Connor
15/06/09, 1:56 pm

Don’t the ladies already get lots to shirtless men to oggle over in this game anyway?

#14

Aimless
15/06/09, 2:29 pm

Topless, crocodile-headed men, no less.

Honestly MGO is pretty much the only online game where a bikini pack gets a free pass, at least in my book. It fits the tone of the game perfectly.

#15

FeaturePreacher
15/06/09, 2:37 pm

The moves are part of the charm skill added in the most recent update. To get it you need to look at porno mags 1000 times.

#16

Dr.Ghettoblaster
15/06/09, 5:01 pm

I’ll have to watch the vid on lunch, but LOVE the article title…lol

#17

Dr.Ghettoblaster
15/06/09, 7:53 pm

SHOW ME THE PANTIES!!!

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