13 year-old dad plays Saints Row 2 like a champ

Can you play as a kid and knock up underage girls in SR2? I can sense a dozen Daily Mail journalists Googling that as we speak.

Saw this already…..

What the fuck… He look about 7.

LolTheSun.

Mental.

Good on him, I say. Although he could have picked someone a bit fitter.

You know what i aint guna lie about the first thing which came outa my mouth…
Oh my lord!

Seriously? firstly who cares about him playin saints row 2 lol hes 13!! and hes got a kid !!
SHEESSHHH does protection mean nothin these days lmao (even tho im 17 but damn atleast i knw)

She’s well fit, innit. Bit old though.

I daresay you have to take what you can when you’re a 13-year-old who looks like a pre-schooler, Pat.

Pat, I know…

I didn’t wanna comment on underage girls, but since you have. She really hit a few branches on the way down.

hahaha

Jesus

Hahaha………

Love this comment section already.

Darn it! He looks half her age, not just 2 years younger. Still, on his first attempt? 100% success

How often is ’13 year-old dad’ tag gonna be used?

Loads. I’m going to stalk him.

I can’t believe how small he is. I’m surprised he didn’t fall in.

Yeah, even for a 13 year old, he doesn’t look old enough to be capable of anything like that.

Well, there were stories over the weekend that two more kids were claiming they could also be ‘dad’. So he might not actually have that particular trophy unlocked just yet.

Just one of her ugly sagging breasts is bigger than the dude’s head.

I reckon she’s just got a favourite uncle that she doesn’t want anyone to know about…

My god. Also the controllers arn’t actually switched on, Sun reporters setting up shot

Hey, which one is the father btw? Both of the dudes in this pic look about 6 months old.

gawd she’s ugly ewww

why the fuck didnt they make an abortion?

Peetry said “Also the controllers arn’t actually switched on, Sun reporters setting up shot”

The Sun probably bribed them with a new PS3 to get the exclusive story. The offer of an Xbox360 from the Mirror fell well short of the mark.

Hah… I was gonna mention that, but then Psychotext woudl turn up and compare us PS3 owners to chavs again. (Rightfully so).

This is clearly the kind of household where all the wrestling games go to.

Everything about this story, photo, situation, etc is just so wrong.

no shit

Blerk said:
Well, there were stories over the weekend that two more kids were claiming they could also be ‘dad’.

Isn’t she only 15? Boy, I *do* feel old

Broken Britain RULES!

Big up the chavski massive in the place.

hmm

First thing a mate just said to me at the pic above…

“Nice cans” ffs don’t be disgusting!

Shatner – yeah, but anyway this has been around the internet for like 3-4 days already.

“Everything about this story, photo, situation, etc is just so wrong.”

i can almost see Chris Morris ripping up a script that until last week would have been “SHOCKING!”

/Shrieks when he scrolls down and sees toddler-dad’s “mum”

XFD

STW FTW FFS!

“This is clearly the kind of household where all the wrestling games go to.”

What?

You can’t play Saints Row 2 until you turn the controllers on!!

It’s stories like this that make you proud to be British.
I can feel a tear welling up here.

Btw the picture is fake because the LEDs of the controllers arent on.

you are a quick one

Yeah sorry i didnt read all comments…..

Goblin….

but she has nice breasts a truly champ!