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  1. Blerk

    Can you play as a kid and knock up underage girls in SR2? I can sense a dozen Daily Mail journalists Googling that as we speak. :-)

    #1 6 years ago
  2. No_PUDding

    Saw this already…..

    What the fuck… He look about 7.

    LolTheSun.

    #2 6 years ago
  3. G1GAHURTZ

    Mental.

    #3 6 years ago
  4. Patrick Garratt

    Good on him, I say. Although he could have picked someone a bit fitter.

    #4 6 years ago
  5. Yoshi

    You know what i aint guna lie about the first thing which came outa my mouth…
    Oh my lord!

    Seriously? firstly who cares about him playin saints row 2 lol hes 13!! and hes got a kid !!
    SHEESSHHH does protection mean nothin these days lmao (even tho im 17 but damn atleast i knw)

    #5 6 years ago
  6. Rock_Me_Amadeus

    She’s well fit, innit. Bit old though.

    #6 6 years ago
  7. Blerk

    I daresay you have to take what you can when you’re a 13-year-old who looks like a pre-schooler, Pat. :-D

    #7 6 years ago
  8. No_PUDding

    Pat, I know…

    I didn’t wanna comment on underage girls, but since you have. She really hit a few branches on the way down.

    #8 6 years ago
  9. Patrick Garratt

    hahaha

    Jesus :D

    #9 6 years ago
  10. No_PUDding

    Hahaha………

    Love this comment section already.

    #10 6 years ago
  11. JonFE

    Darn it! He looks half her age, not just 2 years younger. Still, on his first attempt? 100% success :-P

    #11 6 years ago
  12. No_PUDding

    How often is ’13 year-old dad’ tag gonna be used?

    #12 6 years ago
  13. Patrick Garratt

    Loads. I’m going to stalk him.

    I can’t believe how small he is. I’m surprised he didn’t fall in.

    #13 6 years ago
  14. No_PUDding

    Yeah, even for a 13 year old, he doesn’t look old enough to be capable of anything like that.

    #14 6 years ago
  15. Blerk

    Well, there were stories over the weekend that two more kids were claiming they could also be ‘dad’. So he might not actually have that particular trophy unlocked just yet. :-D

    #15 6 years ago
  16. g00nerz

    Just one of her ugly sagging breasts is bigger than the dude’s head.

    #16 6 years ago
  17. G1GAHURTZ

    I reckon she’s just got a favourite uncle that she doesn’t want anyone to know about…

    #17 6 years ago
  18. Peetry

    My god. Also the controllers arn’t actually switched on, Sun reporters setting up shot

    #18 6 years ago
  19. g00nerz

    Hey, which one is the father btw? Both of the dudes in this pic look about 6 months old.

    #19 6 years ago
  20. DaMan

    gawd she’s ugly ewww

    why the fuck didnt they make an abortion?

    #20 6 years ago
  21. g00nerz

    Peetry said “Also the controllers arn’t actually switched on, Sun reporters setting up shot”

    The Sun probably bribed them with a new PS3 to get the exclusive story. The offer of an Xbox360 from the Mirror fell well short of the mark.

    #21 6 years ago
  22. No_PUDding

    Hah… I was gonna mention that, but then Psychotext woudl turn up and compare us PS3 owners to chavs again. (Rightfully so).

    This is clearly the kind of household where all the wrestling games go to.

    #22 6 years ago
  23. rauper

    Everything about this story, photo, situation, etc is just so wrong.

    #23 6 years ago
  24. DaMan

    no shit

    #24 6 years ago
  25. Patrick Garratt

    :D

    #25 6 years ago
  26. JonFE

    Blerk said:
    Well, there were stories over the weekend that two more kids were claiming they could also be ‘dad’.

    Isn’t she only 15? Boy, I *do* feel old :-|

    #26 6 years ago
  27. scratchy69

    Broken Britain RULES!

    #27 6 years ago
  28. g00nerz

    Big up the chavski massive in the place.

    #28 6 years ago
  29. Shatner

    hmm

    #29 6 years ago
  30. Zarckan

    First thing a mate just said to me at the pic above…

    “Nice cans” ffs don’t be disgusting!

    #30 6 years ago
  31. DaMan

    Shatner – yeah, but anyway this has been around the internet for like 3-4 days already.

    #31 6 years ago
  32. El_MUERkO

    “Everything about this story, photo, situation, etc is just so wrong.”

    i can almost see Chris Morris ripping up a script that until last week would have been “SHOCKING!”

    #32 6 years ago
  33. Retroid

    /Shrieks when he scrolls down and sees toddler-dad’s “mum”

    #33 6 years ago
  34. ashers2ashers

    XFD

    #34 6 years ago
  35. SticKboy

    STW FTW FFS!

    #35 6 years ago
  36. Funkyd

    “This is clearly the kind of household where all the wrestling games go to.”

    What?

    #36 6 years ago
  37. Halo Jones

    You can’t play Saints Row 2 until you turn the controllers on!!

    #37 6 years ago
  38. woodyrulesok

    It’s stories like this that make you proud to be British.
    I can feel a tear welling up here.

    #38 6 years ago
  39. JesteR

    Btw the picture is fake because the LEDs of the controllers arent on.

    #39 6 years ago
  40. jeremycafe

    you are a quick one ;)

    #40 6 years ago
  41. JesteR

    Yeah sorry i didnt read all comments…..

    #41 6 years ago
  42. Plainview

    Goblin….

    #42 6 years ago
  43. cachucha

    but she has nice breasts a truly champ!

    #43 6 years ago

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