PSA: There’s now a washing machine weapon in Splatoon

By Brenna Hillier, Monday, 11 January 2016 05:20 GMT

Splatoon has received yet another free update, with a remarkable couple of weapons.


The latest Splatoon update adds two new weapons, the Sloshing Machine and the Sloshing Machine Neo.

They’re both washing machines. You know? Like the kind you put your clothes in to get them clean, assuming you’re a grown adult who looks after their own laundry.

It doesn’t seem quite as obvious an association as paint rollers and water guns, but certainly an addition to the comparatively unpopulated slosher class of weapons doesn’t go amiss. Early reports from Splatoon players include “lol” and “my new main”, so.

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