It’s Friday. The lager alarm’s already ringing. Jeremy from accounts is being a cock. You want to kill that stupid woman from the desk opposite that sounds like a stricken horse. Don’t fret: listen to hundreds of sounds from ancient SNES games on the internet.
Just play the Mario coin sound a few dozen times and pretend to write some emails. You’ll be fuck-full of imported beer soon enough. Save the link for your hangover on Monday.