This MGS5: Ground Zeroes enemy is just like “nope”

Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:49 GMT By Brenna Hillier

Metal Gear Solid soldiers are faceless and virtually identical, existing to be knocked out or even offed by our hero, Snake. But not this guy. This guy has a plan.

The video below comes courtesy of YouTube suer sheepgrassland and shows an enemy taking a creative path to safety from Snake’s sniping. Faced with becoming just another notch in the legendary Big Boss’s belt, our friend here takes a long, hard look at his employment benefits and just “nope”s the fuck out.

Who can blame him? As good as the MGS 5: Ground Zeroes AI is, Metal Gear isn’t a friendly franchise for those who pick the wrong side, what with at least three different super soldiers gadding about the place mowing down hundreds of grunts single-handedly.

We salute you, brave soldier of Camp Omega, for your pursuit of life and liberty in the face of such annoying constraints as “physics” and “reality”. It’s a shame it didn’t work.

Glitches are great, aren’t they? The bigger games get, the more we’ll see this kind of thing – even in packages as polished as Ground Zeroes.

Thanks, DualShockers.