Mon, Nov 26, 2012 | 12:49 GMT
Half-Life movie would be ‘awesome’ with Guillermo Del Toro at helm, says Valve writer
Half-Life isn’t getting a movie adaptation any time soon – if at all – so don’t get too excited. However, Valve writer Marc Laidlaw has billed Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy director Guillermo Del Toro as the perfect man for the job, should it ever happen. Over to you Gabe.

In an interview with New Rising Media, Laidlaw – who was writer on the Half-Life series – was asked to decide who would be his dream director, should a Half-Life movie see the light of day.
“If Paul Verhoeven returned to science fiction films, he would do something insane with Half-Life…maybe something objectionably insane, but at least not boring,” he replied, “Peter Jackson has proved himself an amazing purveyor of faithful adaptations.
“Guillermo del Toro has the horror vibe that I think a lot of people miss out on when thinking about a Half-Life movie. Half-Life is essentially horror after all. The science in it barely passes as hand-waving, but when a headcrab jumps at your head, it’s a precisely engineered jolt. There are probably a lot of good potential directors, but I think most of them are busy pursuing their own visions.”
However, as OXM points out, the prospects of a Half-Life film have been slammed by Gabe Newell before in an interview with PC Gamer.
In the piece Newell said, “Where we got into this direction was after Half-Life 1 had shipped. “There was a whole bunch of meetings with people from Hollywood. Directors down there wanted to make a Half-Life movie and stuff, so they’d bring in a writer or some talent agency would bring in writers, and they would pitch us on their story.
“And their stories were just so bad. I mean, brutally, the worst. Not understanding what made the game a good game, or what made the property an interesting thing for people to be a fan of.”
Would you like to see a Half-Life movie or is it best left alone? Let us know below.


8 comments
#1
Fin
26/11/12, 11:55 am
I think films are legally required to include JASON STATHAM in order to be “awesome”.
#2
The_Red
26/11/12, 12:47 pm
@1
And I respectfully disagree because his inclusion would ruin this whole thing. Stath is an awesome actor for films like Transporter but this is Half Life we’re talking about.
HL games deserve actors, not action stars. Get Bryan Cranston for Gordon and Paula Patton (Not a great actress but decent enough when working with the right director) for Alyx and you’re set as long as someone like Del Toro is at helm (Can’t wait for Pacific Rim and still bummed about his exit from The Hobbit).
#3
YoungZer0
26/11/12, 2:06 pm
@1: +1 for consistency.
#4
DSB
26/11/12, 2:21 pm
Talking Gordon? Yeah, nofanx.
You could probably make a movie that sort of riffed off of Half-Life, but it would never have the same feel.
#5
Maximum Payne
26/11/12, 2:26 pm
@3 I lol’d.
#6
YoungZer0
26/11/12, 2:40 pm
@5: Seriously, just look at the evidence:
http://www.vg247.com/2011/09/29/johann-urb-to-play-leon-kennedy-in-re-retribution/#comment-327166
http://www.vg247.com/2012/11/12/assassins-creed-movie-coming-2013-report/#comment-421827
http://www.vg247.com/2012/11/14/splinter-cell-movie-to-star-tom-hardy/#comment-422707
http://www.vg247.com/2012/10/22/assassins-creed-movie-screenplay-has-begun-ubisoft-reveals-partner-studio/#comment-416410
http://www.vg247.com/2012/10/25/mass-effect-movie-handed-over-to-new-scriptwriter/#comment-417508
http://www.vg247.com/2012/07/09/fassbender-takes-lead-role-in-assassins-creed-film-adaptation/#comment-387828
http://www.vg247.com/2012/07/11/report-saw-creators-chosen-to-rewrite-god-of-war-movie/#comment-388211
http://www.vg247.com/2012/06/28/the-expendables-2-to-release-this-summer-on-pc-psn-xbl/#comment-385701
http://www.vg247.com/2012/07/10/the-expendables-2-debut-trailer-released/#comment-388152
http://www.vg247.com/2012/07/10/cbs-films-signs-on-to-produce-deus-ex-human-revolution-film/#comment-388015
#7
YoungZer0
26/11/12, 2:45 pm
I love the reactions by the people who take him serious.
#8
Cee
26/11/12, 5:24 pm
At least he didn’t say Uwe Boll