Tue, Sep 27, 2011 | 08:37 BST

Tuesday shorts – Please Make it Stop Edition

It’s like the Internet developed the ability to vomit, and I’m on mop duty. You may need to set aside some time for this.

Namco Bandai’s Go Vacation releases for Wii on November 4.
Freddie Wong’s latest video tackles the troubled question of how to play Splinter Cell.
Fans have put together an Atari 2600 tribute game to David Lynch’s cult TV series, Twin Peaks. You can play it!
If you try quite hard, you can see a depiction of a woman’s private parts in Dead Island. Hopefully you have something better to do.
Kotaku has a gallery of snapshots from Nintendo World’s 25th Anniversary exhibit.
Check out this trailer for Phantasy Star Online 2.
SOE is planning to do a bit of an information blowout for Planetside 2 this week. Stay tuned.
Indie point-and-click adventure Ben There, Dan That is set to see a re-release with special features and a graphical brush up.
The PC elite are trolling console fans in this Battlefield 3 comparison video.
The latest Iwata Asks entry is all about the Virtual Boy, Nintendo’s ~~other~~ failed 3D experiment.
in Dragon Quest X, you can build the home of your dreams, provided you dream about similar things to the developers.
For some reason, everyone’s started talking about Street Fighter II: Rainbow Edition, a hacked version which circulated in the 90′s and is utterly ridiculous.
There’s a promotion for Modern Warfare 3 which has players gaining extra XP by buying soda and crisps. It’s causing a shit storm, actually.
Metroid II: Return of Samus hits the Japanese 3DS Virtual Console service this week. Our turn next, please!
Fighter fans probably want to check out these patch notes for Street Fighter III: Online Edition.
Bastion developer Supergiant has moved into fancy new digs, and shared some photos on Facebook. I hope this means the game was a resounding success!
There’s DLC coming for XBLA hack-and-slash Crimson Alliance.
As you know, Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima and Grasshopper Manufacture teamed up to make Sdatcher, a radio drama based on Snatcher. It’s pretty inaccessible to English-speakers, but here’s a great video with a proper translation.
A new trailer for Serious Sam 3: BFE stars helpline operator Rich Knuckles.
If you have issues getting your laundry done, perhaps this arcade cabinet will help.