Wed, Nov 10, 2010 | 04:26 GMT
Running With Scissors: Postal 3 in “final stages” of development
Remember the game where you murdered everyone in sight – including the late Gary Coleman – and then unbuttoned your trousers and spilled your warm froth on the corpses?
Well, the sequel’s nearly finished. Thank goodness.
“It’s in the final stages in Moscow, I don’t think it will come out this Christmas,” Running With Scissors’ Vince Desi told Joystiq.
After a 17-month period of radio silence, people began to assume Postal 3 had gone for a little scissor-centric jog of its own – ending with the scissors smack dab in the center of its skull. UnFortunately, the game survived and looks to be coming out relatively soon. Dear God why Hooray!
Can a second entry in the Uwe Boll movie franchise be far off? Oh, that would just be the greatest tragedy in human history!