Tue, Sep 07, 2010 | 15:25 BST
Kinect Sports, Joy Ride trailered, soccer mom thrashes children

Microsoft put out montage trailers of both Joyride and Kinect Sports this morning, showing one woman soundly beating both a small boy and young girl. She really takes them to school.
The Kinect Sports video sees a family competing in a variety of events before taking on another family online in a soccer game. Mom wins the day with a childhood-crushing penalty a certain young man will most likely carry to his deathbed. It’s rousing stuff.
The Joy Ride trailer consists of a bunch of gameplay modes, including stunts, split-screen, racing and more.
Both are launch titles alongside the 360 motion system this November.
Kinect launches in the US on November 4, to be followed in Europe on November 10.


6 comments
#1
2plus2equals5
07/09/10, 11:36 am
Not bad, especially joyride, but the problem is still the “controller”.
#2
Panou
07/09/10, 12:25 pm
Pfffff…
#3
sennasnit
07/09/10, 12:35 pm
Meh…. looks wrong.
#4
Psychotext
07/09/10, 12:41 pm
WTFITS
#5
Gekidami
07/09/10, 12:43 pm
So just to be clear, JoyRide actually drives itself and you just steer and activate the stuff like turbo and weapons right?
#6
Erthazus
07/09/10, 1:06 pm
LOL… Perfect family as always.
If i tried to play this game (particularly Kinect Sports), i would go to the shower every 10 minutes.
This is just wrong to do in the house or your living room. Just wrong.
WRONG!!11
But seriously, with these graphics you can buy a Wii. Much cheaper than Xbox 360 with Kinect or PS3′s stupid sport games where you need to buy Move and PS3.
How someone said at the GT podcast: It is a console within a console. Sega CD is a good example.