Sat, Jun 21, 2008 | 10:44 BST

Gameplayer posts “mixed” thoughts on Too Human

Uh oh. Aussie site Gameplayer’s posted hands-on impressions of Too Human, and the words really don’t augur well.

“With PS3 owners smarter at the debacle which was Haze, could X360 fans have a similar embarrassment on the horizon with Too Human?”

The site played the action-RPG at an Australian Microsoft event, and while quick to point out that it’s too early to tell for definite what’s going on, one of the three writers involved in the piece was “left with very mixed opinions of the game.”

“Unfortunately the demo wasn’t all plasma pistols and meat paste; the graphics seen in the preview were a touch jaggy and inconsistent in places, especially with regards to facial detail in the cut-scenes,” the journo added.

“Also, the much touted ‘A.I controlled camera system’ (your right analogue handles melee now, remember) seems to be actively working for your Machine Presence enemies. There were a few times when I disengaged from a swarm of foes (to execute an admittedly pansy, yet totally tactical, retreat) and then it wouldn’t swing back around behind me when I chose to re-engage them with my ranged weapons. Frustrating, to say the least.”

Whoops. Another of the writers was more blunt.

“A lot of folks at the hands-on session last night commented that Too Human looks like a ‘poor man’s Mass Effect.’ Not in so many words — there was a lot of swearing thrown in, too. But there was a strong feeling that even if it wasn’t actually a rip-off, it looked like a rip-off — and that the game would suffer for it.”

Come in, Mr Dyack. Your time is up.

13 comments

#1

Blerk
20/06/08, 9:23 am

Someone somewhere is probably surprised by this. Just the one person, mind.

#2

patlike
20/06/08, 9:38 am

I really hope it isn’t a car crash. I really do.

#3

DryWit
20/06/08, 9:52 am

Is it because it’s not on a unified console?

#4

patlike
20/06/08, 9:57 am

Heh. I just hope they got a bad impression because it was at an event.

#5

SticKboy
20/06/08, 11:06 am

Please be good! So long as it’s cyber-Diablo, I’ll be happy.

#6

Psychotext
20/06/08, 12:01 pm

Odd that they reference Haze.

#7

Whizzo
20/06/08, 12:04 pm

Shane Bettenhausen is always saying how great it is on 1Up Yours.

It’s probably complete shit then.

#8

Psychotext
20/06/08, 12:07 pm

Hang on… Shane “Leader of the SDF” Bettenhausen rates it? Something is very, very wrong there.

#9

patlike
20/06/08, 12:10 pm

“SDF”?

#10

Psychotext
20/06/08, 12:14 pm

Sony Defence Force. He’s not really that huge a fanboy, but one of the journalists most open about his console preferences. It’s led him to say some spectacularly stupid things about certain games because of the platform they’re on. ;)

#11

Blerk
20/06/08, 12:22 pm

Now also president of the XMF – the Xbox Misdirection Force. Encouraging Xbox owners to get hyped over obviously crap games in order to drive them to Sony. :-D

#12

Psychotext
20/06/08, 12:26 pm

:D

#13

kasai
20/06/08, 1:49 pm

Meh I still think it will be a good laugh online with a friend. I’ll wait till eurogamer review it :P I trust there opinion.

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