Thu, Apr 10, 2008 | 06:22 BST
Boll responds to anti-Uwe petition
Uwe Boll, following Monday’s petition to stop him making any more movies, has responded by making a video in which he tells his h8torz that he’s not a “fucking retard”.
“Look, I’m not a fucking retard like Michael Bay, or other people running around in that business,” he said, “or Eli Roth, making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius… You have to really wake up and see me [for] what I am: I’m the only genius in the whole fucking business.”
You make the days go faster, Uwe. Go see him swear.


10 comments
#1
Blerk
09/04/08, 9:23 am
Well, at least he has one fan. Bit of a shame it’s himself, but you can’t have everything.
#2
Tiger Walts
09/04/08, 9:39 am
Well, he is right about Michael Bay.
#3
patlike
09/04/08, 9:41 am
“Awesome pussycat.”
#4
mart
09/04/08, 9:54 am
Zing: http://www.petitiononline.com/STSDUBP/petition.html
#5
Shatner
09/04/08, 12:48 pm
I think Boll is doing a fantastic job of showing how seriously people on the internet take themselves.
Whilst I’ve never seen any of his movies, I like the guy a lot. He stands up for himself, shows a lot of humour and makes all these haughty internerds look a bit silly. They need to take step back and see who is playing who.
[winks at pat's reference]
Also: internetpetitionlol
#6
patlike
09/04/08, 12:49 pm
I couldn’t agree more. Taking yourself seriously is ruinous. I think he constantly shows a great sense of humour, and just gets on with it.
#7
Psychotext
09/04/08, 12:49 pm
Mmmm… 3 signatures. All Boll. =)
#8
Tiger Walts
09/04/08, 1:28 pm
“created by and written by Martin Taylor”
Hmmm, I smell a rat… or mouse.
#9
mart
09/04/08, 2:34 pm
I don’t expect anyone to actually sign it really, just wanted to get it off my chest.
#10
Hero of Canton
09/04/08, 7:32 pm
Who’s Ellie Ross? Does he mean Eli Roth?