Too Human: “The worst game I’ve played in the last five years”

By Patrick Garratt, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 09:36 GMT


Oh diggedy dear. Following yesterday’s Wired revelation that Silicon Knights action-RPG Too Human was a meagre ten hours long, a poster on the Eurogamer forum, who also claims to have finished the game, has issued a withering broadside, claiming it’s, essentially, terrible.

“This has to be the worst game I’ve played in the last five years,” said EG poster pirotic. “The NDA is against my human rights after the amount of mental anguish having to play this POS has caused me, so I’m going to speak out and warn you all to cancel pre-orders while you still can.

“Seriously, finished it in two sittings. Two sittings of repetitive combat, painful story and graphics which wouldn’t of looked out of place on a last-gen machine. And don’t get me started on the animations, which I can only describe as being done by somebody reading a copy of ‘keyframe for dummies!’

“Silicon Knights… what happened? I really don’t have the words to describe how bad this game is in almost every area.”

No words being minced there. The game’s out on August 29.

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