VG247 Thursdays – The extreme dental pain edition

By Patrick Garratt, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:40 GMT

Just wanted to say a quick sorry for the patchy coverage today. I had a wisdom tooth removed on Tuesday afternoon, which was accompanied by an unfortunate side effect of leaving me feeling as though I’ve been mouth-fucked by a road drill. Is it normal for a mad dentist to make you feel as though your jaw’s about to actually break off when he’s doing this sort of shit, then leave you with a huge, bleeding wound with no stitches, etc? Apparently so. Anyway, apologies for the sporadic updates, and hopefully Captain Heal will do his healing banana tonight and I’ll be back on form tomorrow.

Click through for a picture of my amazing tooth. Warning: it’s red because that’s the colour of blood.

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