Fri, Mar 18, 2011 | 13:30 GMT

The morning BULLETCAST – what you need to know now

Bullcast was probably a bit stupid. Guns are intrinsically better than cows, so Bulletcast it is.

This audio tells you everything you need to know right now, news-lovers:

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And here’s the written stuff. For those of you with poorly ears:

It’s Friday. Go wank in the toilet and drink two bottles of wine for lunch.

7 comments

#1

EscoBlades
18/03/11, 9:39 am

Two bottles of wine? But i don’t drink. WHAT DO I DO INSTEAD???!

#2

Patrick Garratt
18/03/11, 9:52 am

Have three wanks.

#3

G1GAHURTZ
18/03/11, 9:53 am

Guns, splendid as they are, will never turn into a tasty burger or give you a lovely glass of milk…

#4

Lounds
18/03/11, 10:42 am

of course it beat ps3, it cost £425 at launch ffs

#5

James Mac
18/03/11, 10:48 am

Wanking and Wine drinking?

How long have you been in France now Pat?.. I think you’re starting to go native.

#6

tenthousandgothsonacid
18/03/11, 11:22 am

I’m only supposed to wank on Fridays !?!

#7

Zurtech
18/03/11, 12:18 pm

Much better name. ^_^

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