Fri, Mar 18, 2011 | 13:30 GMT
The morning BULLETCAST – what you need to know now
Bullcast was probably a bit stupid. Guns are intrinsically better than cows, so Bulletcast it is.

This audio tells you everything you need to know right now, news-lovers:
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And here’s the written stuff. For those of you with poorly ears:
- Homefront’s out in Europe today. “There are a lot of things we’d like to do better,” Kaos’s GM tells VG247.
- EA’s pulled the PS3 version of the Crysis 2 demo thanks to dodgy server connections.
- 3DS is Amazon UK’s most pre-ordered console of all time, beating PS3 by 20 percent.
- Peter Molyneux told IGN this week that Minecraft is “complete work of genius” and “the best thing I’ve played in the last ten years.”
It’s Friday. Go wank in the toilet and drink two bottles of wine for lunch.


7 comments
#1
EscoBlades
18/03/11, 9:39 am
Two bottles of wine? But i don’t drink. WHAT DO I DO INSTEAD???!
#2
Patrick Garratt
18/03/11, 9:52 am
Have three wanks.
#3
G1GAHURTZ
18/03/11, 9:53 am
Guns, splendid as they are, will never turn into a tasty burger or give you a lovely glass of milk…
#4
Lounds
18/03/11, 10:42 am
of course it beat ps3, it cost £425 at launch ffs
#5
James Mac
18/03/11, 10:48 am
Wanking and Wine drinking?
How long have you been in France now Pat?.. I think you’re starting to go native.
#6
tenthousandgothsonacid
18/03/11, 11:22 am
I’m only supposed to wank on Fridays !?!
#7
Zurtech
18/03/11, 12:18 pm
Much better name. ^_^