Tue, Apr 20, 2010 | 13:45 BST
New Alpha Protocol movies show German saucepot, old Russian man
Sega’s put out two new videos of Obsidian RPG Alpha Protocol, showing off two of the spy RPG’s characters. One’s a Russian informant. The other’s a German woman with massive tits who jokes about “choking”.
They’re both below. There’s not a huge amount to go on in there, but at least you get to see a virtual woman in a white vest holding an M60 over the back of her head. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Not long to go on this now. After several delays, the game’s out for PC, 360 and PS3 on May 28.
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21 comments
#1
daytripper
20/04/10, 2:03 pm
i’d give her one i suppose :s
#2
Patrick Garratt
20/04/10, 2:04 pm
#3
mington
20/04/10, 2:06 pm
grim
#4
DeSpiritusBellum
20/04/10, 2:14 pm
That’s one ugly game. Is it launching on the PS2?
#5
SplatteredHouse
20/04/10, 2:19 pm
Hey, Pat – how does this one play, again…?
#6
Patrick Garratt
20/04/10, 2:22 pm
I’ve never seen it. Steph saw it at GDC, but I’ve never seen it running, I’m afraid.
#7
mington
20/04/10, 2:23 pm
It plays like a mix between superman on the N64 and ET on the Atari 2600.
#8
SplatteredHouse
20/04/10, 2:31 pm
Maybe they tell us that bit later.
#9
Moonwalker1982
20/04/10, 2:34 pm
That Russian chick is just horrible, i really don’t get it why they made her, she’s horrible.
#10
Patrick Garratt
20/04/10, 2:36 pm
She might get her tits out, though. In which case, that’d be brilliant.
#11
SplatteredHouse
20/04/10, 2:37 pm
Nein, nein! Sie ist German – it says so, right up there ^
Maybe had a Russian papa, though, or something. Anybody’s guess, from the voice acting.
#12
mington
20/04/10, 2:40 pm
Pat obviously has a thing for domineering women
#13
Patrick Garratt
20/04/10, 2:41 pm
Domineering women that only exist in virtual form are my personal favourite.
#14
dirigiblebill
20/04/10, 2:42 pm
@10
No chance. They look like the special P-13-rated kind that are welded to the inside of the brassiere.
I notice she doesn’t have a suggestively situated tattoo either. Bloody family friendly rubbish.
#15
DaMan
20/04/10, 2:42 pm
Splattered – she has a german accent.
#16
mington
20/04/10, 2:43 pm
I bet as an adolescent you had posters of Grace Jones
#17
mington
20/04/10, 2:46 pm
@13 but virtual woman can’t stamp on your testicles
#18
mington
20/04/10, 2:55 pm
Ah, good times
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Brad/gracejones3.jpg
#19
The Hindle
20/04/10, 2:57 pm
LOL
#20
YoungZer0
20/04/10, 4:32 pm
@9: Wow, you must really have a short attention span. It even says that she’s german. Jesus Christ!
@11: She was raised in the former DDR. She’s german and if she speaks russian it’s because she learned it in school. Anyway’s she’s a very refreshing character.
I just hope we will be able to mod the game. This way we might “fix” the graphics.
Like Dragon Age: Origins.
#21
Dr.Ghettoblaster
20/04/10, 7:11 pm
Only thing i like is her pink bra showing in the pic. That’s A nice.