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Destructoid’s posted a movie of women dancing in The Saboteur with their tits out. The tassles have been taken off the nipples, as per the game’s day one DLC.
This should keep you in wanks for ages, right boys? Check out those polygons.
The game’s out today. Watch the first 15 minutes of it here.
Thanks, bobbymington.
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bobbymington said:
If they haven’t got historically accurate hairy pits i ain’t buying
i want your loving and i want your revenge you and me could have a bad romance ohohohohoh that songs been in my head all morning, and now its in yours, hahahah, caught in a bad romance
Tonka said:
Mature gaming at its finest!
onlineatron said:
I know, as a young 18-year old male, I shouldn’t be thinking about how much I enjoy the music when there are boobies on the screen.
Perhaps I shouldn’t call them boobies either…
Gekidami said:
And to think; If you get the game second hand you have to pay for this.
Whizzo said:
Buying it second hand might not be such a good idea if someone has been enjoying the tits a bit too much.
bobbymington said:
What is the stance of the certificating bodies on boobies in games
Real boobs appear in 15 rated films all the time….wasn’t Titanic a PG, seeing a polygon boob isn’t nearly as offensive as chainsawing someone in half, so i don’t see what the big deal is.
I understand that sex with nudity in games can be offensive
but when visiting the obligatory strip club in any crime based sand box game which has an 18 certificate all the gogo dancers have tops on, which i find totally takes me out of the game in the immersion stakes.
because you’re reminded its just a game, and it makes the whole strip club scene seem quite silly and childish, make it dark dirty sleezy with boobs (like you would totally expect) and you might actually get a worthwhile gaming experience by visiting the strip club.
If i’m playing GTA and i jump in to the sea, i expect a splash
Blerk said:
Do you expect a splash when you see nudity, though?
bobbymington said:
i’ve had enough of stupid fully clothed woman/aliens gyrating in front of me in games
LeD said:
nobushfail
mike3648 said:
Rather watch real women. Pathetic attempt to sell a game
Mauller said:
I have to admit that the motion capture for the dance sequence was extremely well done. The fact that all 3 dancers weren’t in perfect sync helps to give the illusion of real people in the game. I assume that they captured 3 separate dancers all doing that sequence together.
Oh, and boobies. *shrug*
natesaninja said:
the boobies are nice but they should have collaborated with team ninja on size and bounciness team ninja have boobies on lock I think they mocap titty bars. I don’t think this is entirely an attempt to sell a game as it was more to make everything more true to life and push the envelope of game story
Blerk said:
Team Ninja boobies are just totally ridiculous.
endgame said:
wohaa!
Michael O’Connor said:
Virtual it may be, but I’ll say it now… that sequence was actually quite well done, and in a very classy fashion. Certainly has the atmosphere down.
bobbymington said:
the fact that its a cut scene makes it titillation for titillations sake, i don’t know how this scene comes about in the game, but if its something you have to sit through and not an optional extra.
The way i’d like it to play out…They should just have a room where strippers are all over the place doing there stuff, and you can hang about and watch them for an hour if you like or you can just walk on through, you may have a hideout behind a strip club but watching a 2 minutes cutscene of strippers isn’t really integral to the plot.
Imagine it in a movie, a two minute strip routine would just be titillation for titillations sake, and you’d be watching showgirls
Saboteur is the gaming equivalent of showgirls
bobbymington said:
i don’t know why i’m getting all on my high horse about this, i love tits, there should be more tits in games and it shouldn’t be a big deal
norks is another good word for tits
Eregol said:
Could you imagine watching this cut-scene and your gf walks in the room?
Fast remote time?
It’s not real looking enough for titilation.
Heavy Rain has boobs without a patch right?
Michael O’Connor said:
“Saboteur is the gaming equivalent of showgirls.”
Except show-girls would never be as classy as burlesque. And I happen to like burlesque. *shrugs*
“The way i’d like it to play out…They should just have a room where strippers are all over the place doing there stuff, and you can hang about and watch them for an hour if you like.”
That’s exactly what you *can* do.
“Could you imagine watching this cut-scene and your gf walks in the room?”
Then they need to get a less prudish and close-minded girlfriend.
Blerk said:
My missus laughed out loud when she came in from work while I was playing GTAIV and Niko was currently in the middle of a lapdance.
As long as the joypad’s not down the front of your trousers you should be fine.
Whizzo said:
Careful she doesn’t check the stat for how much you’ve spent in the strip joints Blerk!
bobbymington said:
“That’s exactly what you *can* do.”
cool, because thats…
“The way i’d like it to play out”
quotation can be fun
FeaturePreacher said:
Did strip clubs in the 20’s ban bare beaver? Sure hope there’s a fix for this oversight. But then again, this is the 20’s, so maybe it was quite the dense forest down there. However, their underwear is pretty close to the crotch area, so that gives some hope for a well groomed pudendum.