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Man gets cock out in GTA IV: The Lost and Damned [Update]

Monday, 16th February 2009 19:00 GMT By Patrick Garratt

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Update – There’s video of it after the break.

Yep, that’s what it says. Kikizo’s reporting that GTA IV’s first bit of DLC features an actual penis. Well, a virtual penis, but you know what we mean.

We can hear the Daily Mail’s twitching heart from here.

Full details after the break. Be warned. There’s a spoiler here, so don’t look if you care about such things.

The scene, which players will encounter about a third of the way into the game’s substantial 10-hour-plus story, sees protagonist Johnny Klebitz’ first encounter with a new character, Congressman Thomas Stubbs. Stubbs has just received a back massage from an unknown lady, and goes about discussing business with Johnny entirely in the nude.

What makes it so surprising is that throughout the scene, nothing is seen for the most part, so it’s just Rockstar’s typical dry sense of humour; its loves flirting with controversy, and that comes across in all but the briefest glimpses of just the top of Stubbs’ pubic region.

And then, right at the end of the scene, BANG: Rockstar stops ‘flirting’ with controversy and gives it a full on facial. Full-on cock and balls, on your screen, on Xbox 360, in GTA IV.

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11 Comments

  1. Gekidami

    Something ripped straight out of the Simpsons movie then…

    #1 6 years ago
  2. Yoshi

    lmao makes it even funny when you read the full details ther haha

    LUCKY MICROSOFT lmao they pay 30mil was it ? for DLC and they get a cock n balls for it lmao.

    #2 6 years ago
  3. No_PUDding

    Yeah, really glad I watched that, yeah… Really glad.

    :|

    Rockstar….

    #3 6 years ago
  4. Yoshi

    lmao now you have a video of it, this just gets better n better lol

    (Abit scared to watch it after No_PUDding’s comment lol)

    #4 6 years ago
  5. Psychotext

    lol… that’s actually kinda scary. It doesn’t move, at all. :D

    #5 6 years ago
  6. Michael O'Connor

    Sad thing is… this probably is a ground breaking moment in video games. *laughs*

    “Companies stop giving a shit was the tabloids thing and just make what they want! MORE AT SEVEN!”

    #6 6 years ago
  7. DarkElfa

    That’s awesome.

    #7 6 years ago
  8. brennan40

    Cock

    #8 6 years ago
  9. Blerk

    Oh! Nasty! :-D

    #9 6 years ago
  10. endgame

    copy url! send it too all my ex-girlfriends..

    #10 6 years ago
  11. Squa11

    Thats was pretty unnecessary.

    #11 6 years ago

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