Thu, Nov 06, 2008 | 12:37 GMT

Ellie Gibson tells Red Alert Gemma to put plasters on her nipples

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Good grief. Eurogamer’s Ellie Gibson – clearly flush at winning a GMA – has told Red Alert 3 “babe” Gemma Atkinson to “put plasters” on her nipples and asked her if she’s “a bit gay”. There’s a video interview here.

Ellie’s questions, among others:

  • Who do you think’s fitter out of you and me?
  • Red Alert 3: have you played the game?
  • Tim Curry is in the game as well. I’m very erotically aroused by him. Did you get to work with him?
  • I like Lara Croft. Do you think that makes us a little bit gay?
  • I’m a videogames journalist, obviously, so I’m adored by millions of teenage boys, much as yourself. How do you cope with it?

Legendary. Gemma appears to enjoy it, luckily. Take a look.

14 comments

#1

morriss
06/11/08, 12:39 pm

I found the whole interview rather arousing, tbh.

#2

patlike
06/11/08, 12:42 pm

hahaha

#3

Psychotext
06/11/08, 12:44 pm

Wow… lol

#4

No_PUDding
06/11/08, 12:44 pm

You guys are great here, but as much as I prefer reading this site, it has to be noted she is astounding.

Gift of the gab and all that.

#5

patlike
06/11/08, 12:46 pm

:D

#6

Psychotext
06/11/08, 12:53 pm

Just watching that… it actually sounds like Ms Atkinson may have played a few games.

#7

Tiger Walts
06/11/08, 1:19 pm

Which is about 1000000% more than what the current Ms Croft model has probably played.

#8

Blerk
06/11/08, 1:49 pm

I imagine you’ve got to be a bit careful pulling those plasters off your nipples again.

#9

Psychotext
06/11/08, 1:50 pm

Why’s that Blerk?

#10

Blerk
06/11/08, 1:59 pm

Have you never pulled a plaster off before? You’re lucky if you get to keep your skin.

#11

Psychotext
06/11/08, 2:06 pm

Only ever been an issue for me on hairy body parts… I really hope she doesn’t have hairy nipples.

#12

that_happy_cat
06/11/08, 2:09 pm

When did the writer of the RA3 cut scenes get the job as lead writer on Heroes? About midway through season 1 you think?

Pretty much totally off topic but WHY is that show rated so highly and WHY am I still watching it?

#13

ginger
06/11/08, 3:02 pm

Hairy nipples, christ – I’m having flashbacks here

/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggh

#14

ElfShotTheFood
07/11/08, 2:48 am

I give that interview 4/10.

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