Tue, Aug 12, 2008 | 10:28 BST
Lara model shots aren’t the most subtle
BunnyWithFangs has dragged together all the promo shots it can find of new Lara model Alison Carroll, and it would be fair to say Eidos could have been kinder.
Carroll’s a gymnast, so doesn’t have too much of a problem with high kicks. We hope “have your freshly waxed, barely concealed genitals plastered all over the internet” was in her contract, frankly.
See for yourself.
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Posted in: Eidos, Stuff
Tags: Alison Carroll, genitals, lara croft
19 comments
#1
Psychotext
12/08/08, 10:30 am
Get that crotch tanned!
#2
fear_itself
12/08/08, 10:34 am
Oh. My. God.
What are the PR and marketing people at Eidos thinking of? I give it about 2 hours before hastily photoshopped versions appear sans pants. If they’re not out there already.
#3
Blerk
12/08/08, 10:35 am
These are pretty bloody horrific! And I hope IT aren’t checking the internet logs today.
#4
that_happy_cat
12/08/08, 10:43 am
I’m glad the Jake Gyllenhaal promo pics weren’t as revealing. Keep those boys in the barracks son.
#5
phatb0y
12/08/08, 11:08 am
It winked at me.
#6
pleasant_cabbage
12/08/08, 11:43 am
Psychotext said:
Get that crotch tanned!
Yes, there does seem to be a strange milky hue to that lady’s undercarriage. Not enough tan to cover the Tomb Raider’s Leg-end … sorry
#7
patlike
12/08/08, 11:43 am
“Milky”
*vom*
#8
scratchy69
12/08/08, 12:09 pm
She’s awful bendy, but that vertical smile stubble looks like it might chafe a bit.
#9
prodygee
12/08/08, 1:37 pm
You can frickin’ see her outer lips! Oh boy.
#10
Robo_1
12/08/08, 2:36 pm
To be fair: WOULD!
#11
OrphanageExplosion
12/08/08, 3:11 pm
http://bunnywithfangs.com/2008/08/angelina-is-not-lara-croft-anymore/alison-carroll-croft-8118-4_455x732/
This is just awesome, I can’t stop laughing. These pics have been beamed in from a parallel universe where Photoshop doesn’t exist.
#12
mightyhokie
12/08/08, 4:52 pm
I’m not going to cut her down! Keep up the good work, girl!
#13
Spiral
12/08/08, 5:01 pm
Did Eidos PR go blind or something? Only excuse I can imagine for them releasing these.
#14
wz
12/08/08, 5:03 pm
OE: That comment made me lol, literally
Oh well, pics be gone.
#15
Habe
12/08/08, 6:44 pm
*stuned*
#16
SplatteredHouse
12/08/08, 7:26 pm
“Oh well, pics be gone.”
http://www.tombraiderchronicles.com/lara/alisoncarroll/index.html
Also, one of their writers, (I’m guessing) with the new girl: http://www.tombraiderchronicles.com/lara/alisoncarroll/keir_edmonds_01.html
#17
FireFly
12/08/08, 8:12 pm
yeah what wz said.
“Database Error”
#18
OrphanageExplosion
12/08/08, 8:29 pm
Cutlack to the rescue!
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/08/tomb-raider-models-crotch-shot-shame.html
#19
Retroid
13/08/08, 11:23 am
Bah, wrong article!