In The Sun. Not as fit as the last one. She's Alison Carroll, a Croydon receptionist "plucked from obscurity" to pretend to be the big-assed gaming icon.
"I'm single and having fun, I'm not looking for a long-term relationship as most men can't keep up with me," she said.
"But playing Lara Croft, the sexiest game heroine there is, should get me a few more dates!"
Calm down, love. Save it for the desperate daytime TV appearances in a couple of years. More through the link.