Mon, May 26, 2008 | 11:19 BST

Cummer banned from Xbox Live

This is going to run and run. Not content with banning the word “gay” in GamerTags, Microsoft has stopped a Mr Cummer from using his name on Xbox Live.

With all due respect, this is beyond parody.

“I wasn’t offended,” Cummer, a Canadian, told The Globe and Mail. “I understand the reasoning. I wasn’t trying to be offensive, but there are people more sensitive and much younger than I who are on Xbox Live. I think it’s reasonable.”

Nothing we can say would make any of this more ridiculous. It’s the modern age applying a 1984 filter to entertainment one sex-related surname at a time.

13 comments

#1

Mugwum
24/05/08, 11:01 pm

“Scunthorpe”

A banned word on a certain online network, or so I hear.

#2

patlike
24/05/08, 11:09 pm

All true.

Are you watching Eurovision? It’s like WWIII with shit music.

#3

DUFFKING
24/05/08, 11:18 pm

Interesting how all this is er, coming out at once.

#4

morriss
24/05/08, 11:19 pm

These names all make me chuckle.

/is 12 years old

#5

Shawk
25/05/08, 9:59 am

Is the guy posting this crap a sony fanboi or something?

There is a reason for these things.. stop making it like we should all get up and riot against this.

People have been getting their names banned for years, 1 guy makes a piss about it and the rest after him start letting everyone know about it.

This crap aint news, make news and stfu.

#6

morriss
25/05/08, 4:54 pm

Wow, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

#7

Mugwum
25/05/08, 7:13 pm

“someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”

Is that a gay joke?

#8

morriss
25/05/08, 7:18 pm

It’s whatever you want it to be, my love.

#9

morriss
25/05/08, 7:28 pm

Ah! Just sussed it! “Got OUT of the wrong side of bed!”

Damn you pedants and your mocking.

#10

Mugwum
25/05/08, 7:37 pm

The real issue here is what’s going to happen when Bertie, Chris and I take our Rock Band group on Xbox Live, given that we’re called Benderama?

#11

morriss
25/05/08, 7:53 pm

Pat will most likely never talk to you again. I’ve tried to get him involved but he just thinks I’m a cnut.

#12

patlike
25/05/08, 10:18 pm

The concept of a “Rock Band group” makes me want to eat my own liver.

#13

morriss
25/05/08, 11:19 pm

I’ll let you sing?

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