Wed, May 14, 2008 | 19:11 BST
MS Gamer’s Day: No unicorns came out of my ass for Gears 2, says Bleszinski
Speaking at the Microsoft Gamer’s Day yesterday, Gears of War 2 dev lead Cliff Bleszinski has confirmed that Gears of War 2 will not feature unicorns coming out of his ass.
“A lot of gamers were somehow expecting Gears 2 to suddenly come out and have big bright purple flowers and rainbows and unicorns coming out of my ass or something like that,” he said. “It’s just not that game. It’s not a very saturated colour palette, but we are going for large, beautiful open vistas this time around, much larger scale of battle – so it’s not just grey pillars, right?”
He added: “There might be other projects coming out of Epic in which I may have a torrent of unicorn leakage from my ass. The horn’s the hardest part, really.”
The quote’s from a full interview on Eurogamer about the “game” and shit, but we’re far more interested in Cliff’s ass. Show us your ass, Cliff.
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Tags: ass, cliffy b, gears of war 2, microsoft gamer's day, unicorn
10 comments
#1
Psychotext
14/05/08, 11:47 am
Don’t encourage him… he thinks he’s one step away from being in playgirl as it is.
#2
patlike
14/05/08, 11:51 am
I’d pay to see that, despite not being gay.
#3
Psychotext
14/05/08, 11:59 am
O_o
#4
Tiger Walts
14/05/08, 12:11 pm
Unicorn Power!
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF103-Nice_Shirt.gif
#5
patlike
14/05/08, 12:15 pm
haha
Oh dear.
#6
Psychotext
14/05/08, 12:30 pm
Candy mountain Charlie!
#7
Michael
14/05/08, 2:00 pm
This officially ranks as the most disturbing thing I’ve ever read on the website..
#8
G1GAHURTZ
14/05/08, 2:19 pm
I see why he might come out with a comment like that though.
Reading through the comments on the gameplay vid and screens, all of the negative comments seem to be based around points like ‘ooooh it looks the same as the first one! how crappy!!’ or ‘LLLOlL…wer iz teh culorz!!!!1′
tbh I think that most of these comments are coming from PS3 fanboys trying to ‘win teh console WARZ’ because it looks quite impressive to me.
#9
Axle
14/05/08, 2:20 pm
This guy is a cockwomble.
#10
epic_wanderer
14/05/08, 2:26 pm
Sort your checkpoints out for this one bleszinski.
Also, has any game ripped off the reload mechanic from the first game? That was about the only bit I genuinely liked.