Tuesday Shorts: GagaVille, Soul Calibur breasts, Thor, Nolan North, Portal turret

Some things you just cannot make up no matter how hard you try. There's a few of those in the shorts posted below.

• Nothing against Lady Gaga, honestly, but if anyone on Facebook invites us to Zynga's GagaVille, we will "unfriend" them in a millisecond.
• A Valve fan has created a homemade Portal turret. We really, really need one of those.
• Nolan North has told Edge in its latest issue he will “burn someone’s house down” if the Uncharted movie sucks. Get the matches and gas ready there, Nolan.
• Anonymous has been hacked. Is that the definition if irony? We're unsure.
• Good news everyone! Marvelous Entertainment is merging with Bullet Witch's AQ Interactive.
• There's an inFamous 2 video interview through here.
• Screens from the Warlords remake hitting PSN and XBL this summer are here.
• Android has reached its 100 millionth activation, and 400,000 Android devices are activated daily.
• Interested in Plants vs Zombies figurines? Sure you are!
• Cryptic is handing out 250 emblems to folks who've played Star Trek Online for the 500 days of its existence.
• The Loto Wiki is getting a list of all items available in the Lotro Store together.
• Daishi Odashima has provided the exact breast measurements required to be a female fighter in Soul Calibur. How very, er um, titillating of him.
• Guess what? Conduit 2 was patched. We missed it. Sorry.
• The US Army and Air Force have certified Unity development technology for its secure networks.
• Namco has released the first trailer for Naruto:Narutimate Impact for PSP this fall.
• If you click here, you can see what Wii games would look like on 3DS.
• LEGO Pirates is out in the US today, and here's a new cute trailer for it.
• Thor: God of Thunder is also out, and here is the opening sequence.
• NPD reports that the consumer PC market may be weak, but don't you dare blame it on iPad.
• Child of Eden is the next step in the evolution of Rez Studios, says a 1UP preview.
• There's a new Runes of Magic video out showing off the new zones.
• Naughty Dog is once again chatting about refining multiplayer for Uncharted 3.
• Demian 'Ryu Ichinose' Smith apparently didn't like a few things about the Japanese to English translation of Yakuza.