Thu, Dec 01, 2011 | 10:28 GMT

Lineage II now free, better than wanking

As promised, Lineage II – NCsoft’s stalwart online fantasy grinder – is now free. Assuming you don’t have anything better to do, you can now hit things with sticks for thousands of hours instead of going outside, pooing in the toilet or even wanking: why would you? You have the stick game. Get yourself a potty. Hit with sticks. Don’t wank. Or move. Stick-hitting for free beats wanking and moving. Poo on the potty and hit with sticks. You don’t even need a real stick. You will need a real potty. Or a real nappy. “Experience the grandest MMO and leave the rest behind!”

17 comments

StolenGlory
01/12/11, 10:32 am

Brilliant stuff!

Edo
01/12/11, 10:41 am

Ha ha ha ha ha…..wanking.

Stoopid_Snot
01/12/11, 10:46 am

damn… and I can’t log in

Shubb9
01/12/11, 11:58 am

Now THAT is a headline. You stay classy now!

Deacon
01/12/11, 12:16 pm

this article has forced me to take along hard look at my life..

Johnny Cullen
01/12/11, 12:22 pm

“Better than wanking.” – I’m sure Cat’s scrambling to have that as the main marketing pull for the game as we speak.

Old MacDonald
01/12/11, 1:16 pm

I think wanking is better.

DaMan
01/12/11, 1:27 pm

I really hate wanking, it’s for softcore casuals with no skill. I don’t really need it at all. Personally only spent 500 hours on it this month. But I only do it with hardcore content, I’m no sissy.

silkvg247
01/12/11, 1:38 pm

I’m a girl, we can multitask. Games can be played 1 handed. I’m just sayin’.

#10

viralshag
01/12/11, 1:47 pm

@8, lol.

@9, As a guy I like to dedicate my attention to one or the other. It gets messy otherwise.

#11

YoungZer0
01/12/11, 1:52 pm

@9: Isn’t that just a hearsay? Because i still see many females completely unable to do that.

#12

silkvg247
01/12/11, 1:53 pm

@11 They’ve allowed you to watch whilst they attempt said feat? o.O;