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Lineage II now free, better than wanking

Thursday, 1st December 2011 10:28 GMT By Patrick Garratt

As promised, Lineage II – NCsoft’s stalwart online fantasy grinder – is now free. Assuming you don’t have anything better to do, you can now hit things with sticks for thousands of hours instead of going outside, pooing in the toilet or even wanking: why would you? You have the stick game. Get yourself a potty. Hit with sticks. Don’t wank. Or move. Stick-hitting for free beats wanking and moving. Poo on the potty and hit with sticks. You don’t even need a real stick. You will need a real potty. Or a real nappy. “Experience the grandest MMO and leave the rest behind!”

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  1. StolenGlory

    Brilliant stuff!

    #1 2 years ago
  2. Edo

    Ha ha ha ha ha…..wanking.

    #2 2 years ago
  3. Stoopid_Snot

    damn… and I can’t log in :(

    #3 2 years ago
  4. Shubb9

    Now THAT is a headline. You stay classy now!

    #4 2 years ago
  5. Deacon

    this article has forced me to take along hard look at my life..

    #5 2 years ago
  6. Johnny Cullen

    “Better than wanking.” – I’m sure Cat’s scrambling to have that as the main marketing pull for the game as we speak.

    #6 2 years ago
  7. Old MacDonald

    I think wanking is better.

    #7 2 years ago
  8. DaMan

    I really hate wanking, it’s for softcore casuals with no skill. I don’t really need it at all. Personally only spent 500 hours on it this month. But I only do it with hardcore content, I’m no sissy.

    #8 2 years ago
  9. silkvg247

    I’m a girl, we can multitask. Games can be played 1 handed. I’m just sayin’.

    #9 2 years ago
  10. viralshag

    @8, lol.

    @9, As a guy I like to dedicate my attention to one or the other. It gets messy otherwise.

    #10 2 years ago
  11. YoungZer0

    @9: Isn’t that just a hearsay? Because i still see many females completely unable to do that.

    #11 2 years ago
  12. silkvg247

    @11 They’ve allowed you to watch whilst they attempt said feat? o.O;

    Or did you mean multitask in general :D

    #12 2 years ago
  13. viralshag

    Don’t get it twisted, YoungZer0 is a pimp.

    #13 2 years ago
  14. Colin Gallacher

    If only wanking had achievements :(

    #14 2 years ago
  15. DuckOfDestiny

    @14 Of course it has – http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2548052/Fap+achievements/

    #15 2 years ago
  16. viralshag

    @14, Upon completion you unlock the achievement “Happy Ending”

    #16 2 years ago
  17. YoungZer0

    @12: Multitask in general.

    @13: Someone has to finance ma videogmaze.

    #17 2 years ago