Thu, Apr 01, 2010 | 17:22 BST
“Big” Halo thing is IGN-made Bollywood trailer
For the love. of. God!
Nothing to do with Halo: Reach, nothing to do with an actual Halo movie. Nada.
Tell us when this day is over, please. Then we’ll come out of hiding.
You can watch the trailer below, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.