Wed, Mar 31, 2010 | 17:08 BST
Belladonna: I’m “really interested” in game porn
Yes, that Belladonna. Don’t pretend you don’t know who she is.
Belladonna, quite literally “The Dirtiest Girl in Porn,” has told Original Gamer that she’s an MMO junky who’s seriously considering mixing gaming and “work”.
“I’ve been thinking about it before, but now I’m really interested in it,” she said. “Maybe tell people that I’m playing this game at this time so people can get on.”
She added: “I’d love to dress up as my Priest on World of Warcraft and do a scene like that.”
She already started incorporating Wii into her films.
“I remember I shot a scene with Kimberly Kane where we were both playing the Wii, and we were supposed to be nerd girls then yeah, the sex started to happen,” she said.
And if you’re a developer or publisher looking to put the award-winning lady in your game, it sounds as though it wouldn’t be the hardest thing in the world. Forget we just wrote, “Hardest thing in the world.”
“Hell yeah,” she said when asked if she’d appear in a game. “I’m so surprised that someone hasn’t approached me yet. Here’s the thing: with Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson, they have a huge group of people that market them while I do it on my own without a huge crew.”
For real. She’s well into FFXI and she’s “looking forward to Final Fantasy XIV so much”. Hit the link.
38 comments
#1
Phoenixblight
31/03/10, 5:09 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
#2
Eregol
31/03/10, 5:11 pm
Lol
WoW porn
#3
Bulk Slash
31/03/10, 5:11 pm
Can I have the Wii remote after they’ve finished with it?
#4
Mr Tom
31/03/10, 5:13 pm
I honestly don’t know who Belladonna is. I’m keen to learn though.
#5
Eregol
31/03/10, 5:14 pm
Hmm
Imagine the noises coming out of the Wiimote.
Hmmm, pad rumble.
#6
ChaosSmurf
31/03/10, 5:15 pm
@1
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
#7
Zarckan
31/03/10, 5:21 pm
Oh I know who she is alright, I follow her career with great interest
#8
theevilaires
31/03/10, 5:23 pm
BEST HEADLINE GARRATT HAS POSTED EVER!
but on a serious note SONY or M$ would never touch an AO rated game.
#9
Erthazus
31/03/10, 5:24 pm
Final Fantasy XIV??
I’M BUYING THIS GAME! Yeeha
#10
Eregol
31/03/10, 5:26 pm
@Erthazus
You do realise you’d need to be on the same server as her right?
#11
Erthazus
31/03/10, 5:32 pm
@10 i’m just joking
But really, who want to “”"play”"” with her, will probably search for her and post the server in the internet about her. XD Then population of the server will be on MAX
#12
Gekidami
31/03/10, 5:38 pm
I thought Belladonna was a footballer. :S
#13
Erthazus
31/03/10, 5:39 pm
@10 + she have hew own guild in WOW = Deadly Nightshade on The Scryers Realm.
So to find her in FFXIV is not a big problem
#14
scratchy69
31/03/10, 5:41 pm
Any recommendations on which of her movies I should begin research on Pat? Looks like she’s done quite a bit of work. Given her nomination for “Best Anal Sex Scene” in Butthole Whores 2, do you reckon this is as good a place to start as any?
#15
YoungZer0
31/03/10, 5:43 pm
Searching the mentioned scene right now.
#16
Goliath
31/03/10, 5:50 pm
Ah . . . I have no clue who she is. O_o
#17
YoungZer0
31/03/10, 6:00 pm
It’s general knowledge.
#18
Mauller
31/03/10, 6:01 pm
I’m with Mr. Tom. I’ve no clue who she is but as soon as I’m not at work, I’m looking her up.
#19
Amored
31/03/10, 6:17 pm
Isn’t she the girl who played that nurse in that one movie about how to make children in the butt with a strap-on used by another nurse who had breast implants?
#20
justiceblob
31/03/10, 6:22 pm
‘ Isn’t she the girl who played that nurse in that one movie about how to make children in the butt with a strap-on used by another nurse who had breast implants? ‘
WTF are you people on about… I think my brain just melted a bit.
#21
DarkElfa
31/03/10, 6:23 pm
A well done mmo with actual sex would make money beyond the dreams of Avarice.
#22
MushroomStamp
31/03/10, 6:44 pm
I have never heard of her.. by the look of her face, I would guess she is a Brit. I never watch euro porn.
#23
JimFear666
31/03/10, 6:49 pm
world of whorecraft
#24
Dr.Ghettoblaster
31/03/10, 6:53 pm
yep…you can already see her teeth decaying from the loads of hot sauce she receives on a regular basis….
#25
Erthazus
31/03/10, 6:56 pm
@23 oh man, when i saw that i laughed my ass off
#26
Dralen
31/03/10, 7:14 pm
This has to be the funniest article I’ve read all day.
#27
YoungZer0
31/03/10, 7:18 pm
@MushroomStamp: She’s american.
Also: watch euro porn. Especially Italian.
#28
Amored
31/03/10, 8:06 pm
@20
It was some sort of a joke…
#29
Goliath
31/03/10, 8:07 pm
Porn hasn’t been interesting since I was 14 and figured out for myself that, “yes, people actually do that!”
#30
Stephany Nunneley
31/03/10, 9:05 pm
Seriously, funniest thread in ages. Now watch it die since I posted in it…..
#31
Freek
31/03/10, 9:15 pm
I actually expected this to be your news item, following the “if it has something to do with boobs, Steph must post it” rule.
#32
Stephany Nunneley
31/03/10, 9:20 pm
You would think wouldn’t you? My track record speaks for itself.
#33
Erthazus
31/03/10, 9:26 pm
And you all must be jealous. Its PC exclusive. XD BDH come here!
#34
Mattigan
31/03/10, 9:43 pm
@29
You’re watching the wrong stuff/not doing it right/both…
#35
Hunam
31/03/10, 9:54 pm
Porn is already interactive.
#36
The_Deleted
31/03/10, 10:38 pm
I thought this was about old school Anthrax..:(
#37
SunKing
01/04/10, 1:32 am
So weird that I don’t know of this woman. I’m actually slightly… perturbed, I guess, by that fact.
#38
frostquake
01/04/10, 7:48 am
Do you know that if you put the Wii Vitality Sensor on your Nipples it can actually register your Heartbeat??? Of course we are testing it on all body parts because you know these crazy humans, they will put it anywhere…Like in a Condom and up your Butt…and if you are still it will register your Heart beat there as well…And yes Women if it goes in front it can register your Heart Beat there as well..and Guys you can clip on Your Wang Dang Doodle, though it can be difficult unless your a Teeny Weenie, though come to think about it most 12-14 year old boys are…Wait I am not writing up a Tester Review for beta testing the Vitality Sensor on Nintendo…OMG I am on VG247…Oh well I can just copy and paste this to Nintendo…And yes you will see Wii Vitality Sensor Porn when it comes out..