Pay to play with the ladies over on GameCrush

How sad. =/ And here was me thinking blokes played games to get away from the wife/girlfriend/women and to just blow something up.

YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER IF YOU USE THIS SERVICE PLAIN AND SIMPLE!

“Are you single, lonely, and a bit socially inept?”

Pfft…no…

Is there a special pre-news selection procces at VG247 HQ?

“Does this news involve boobies?”

“Uh, I’ll check…..yes, yes it does.”

“Better give it to Steph then, makes sure it a nice pic though.”

“Are you single, lonely, and a bit socially inept?”

Then encouraging these people to stay indoors with a digital prostitute isn’t exactly helping the situation

OH man, thats not news at all. In Japan there are a lot of these types of services. But even better.

PS: Stephany, you work there? XD

Btw, suddenly want to be a girl, i can make so much money out of this.

LOL!

“The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than !!!10,000!!! inquiries in !!!five minutes!!!). We are adding new servers to provide players with the best PlayDate experience possible. Games with GameCrush PlayDates start at $6.60 for ten minutes.”

So, each game will devolve into a ‘Show us your tits’ bother fest.
If ever there was a good use for the PSEye, this is it.

Shame there’s no porno version.

It’s like Babestation on your Xbox.

…wait a minute.

It brings a whole new meaning to free for all on high-rise.
Lets do this lads.

As a transexual, you can get 50% off by playing MW2 with me

Pick it up on 41 or is that 69.

@4

@6 – No. I don’t work there. Although the thought of getting paid to game is tempting, the moment some guy asked to see something other than my mad skillz I would verbally destroy his soul and quit.

@7 – You have to sign-up to even look, so I am sure most of those members are just there out of morbid curiosity. *wink*

watch this article get 50+ comments

Oh dear.

are people really that sad or am I being terribly narrow minded?

Steph, I loved how you tagged this as Facepalm.

+10 for you

@ 17 Thanks!

Do they lose on purpose, or are they good enough to ‘pwn’ you?

I mean, what happens if you end up paying to play with some bimbo who doesn’t know her right thumbstick from her left trigger?

@Droid I so agree with you there some women are such attention whores. A group a guys will be break dancing and hip hop dance. Then those girls will just step right in the middle of our dance route-teen.

@20: LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

child: hey dad how’d you meet mom
Dad: I meet her while playing games son.

child: what kind of game dad
Dad: It was Halo 3 son, only took $60,000 before your mom would give me a real date.

child: huh? $60,000?
Dad: Yea son, back then I was such a loser I never could get any woman to date me…then I found this game dating site where you pay girls to play video games with you for real money.

child: (stunned)……..
Dad: ….Uhhh ummm, yea I figured hey I love video games so much and I wanted a girlfriend too I’d give it a try. Well one day I got lucky and the girl I had been gamer dating with decided she wanted me to take her out to nice fancy expensive restaurants, buy her nice clothes, and jewelry after I dropped an insane amount of money on her by just paying for video game dates.

child: (sick to his stomach)
Dad: Any way son the point of the story is if I had never signed up to GameCrush and spent a total of $ 470,000 you would never have been born Michael O’Connor Jr.

child: (smacks his dad for being the ultimate loser)

THE END

Grow up, TEA.

BDH you break dance!? WTF, lets get a session going on man

Lol @22 thats pure ownage there. O Connor he got you good.

LOL!

I’ll admit: I sniggered.

The joke would have been infinitely funnier were it not for the fact that I have been in a steady relationship with a very beautiful woman, for the past seven months.

Troll harder.

Yes, but the joke was in regards to your birth, not your current relationship. I must admit, I found it funny.

Actually Mauller, if your read it correctly, it’s in regard to a future son.

http://www.habitationofjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg

I stand corrected Michael. I suffer a -1 to reading comprehension. I missed the Jr. at the end.

No worries.

I was going to post this, but I think this one is far more appropriate.

Really?

I guess it was bound to happen to the socially inept people just not having the gall to go outside and talk to women.

They are putting pussy on a pedestal.

Yes they are putting pussy on a pedestal which is the worst thing mankind can ever do because then we put the power into the women hands and we all know women aren’t capable of running this world like men.

It would be total chaos.
That’s why society is mainly dominated by men.

O’Connor stop with the bullshit, no one believes you about your 7 month (STEADY) relationship. We want to see proof…right people. SHOW PROOF! SHOW PROOF! SHOW PROOF!

Oh dear..

I just love seeing you guys reaction to the stuff I post. Mind you I don’t take any of this seriously and its pure entertainment for you and me together.

@35 I choked a little bit on that one.

Seriously, though, women get all the easy ways to money; With the exception of China, everyone wants you and (most) would pay just for the company.

Wish my hangers could bring me some easy money.

@ 38: VG247 is not The TEA Show – don’t flatter yourself.

From all these comments i have learned one thing and one thing only….
Anteaters are so fucking cool!

Anteaters – cool? You mean, cool like Fonzie from Happy Days?

43 and climbing…..

Its not going to get much further now HeavyD, Gheritt “the party pooper” White has ruined the entertainment value of this article’s comments.

Little sour pussy he is.

I am sour, it’s true.

But I’m no pussy.

… There’s a trailer for it here also: http://gamecrush.presslift.com/gamecrush-spices-up-online-gaming-with-new-site

Might want to add that to the article.. If ya want.

@46 – It’s just as I thought. The train will be stopping at Skankcentral in 5…4…3…2…

I misread this at first, i thought it was nothing more then a dating site. But turns out its pretty much a real version of that fake story that made news where a kid paid a pair of prostitues to play Halo 3 with him.

“On one hand WE’RE wondering how much these gals get paid to play because WE’RE a bit strapped for cash at the moment.”

A job like this is right up Pat and Johnny’s alley i bet.

for fark sake!

Now every FARKING gamer girls who play on PC, Xbawks Live and PSN will start moving onto this bullsh*!

And I’m sure girl gamers will definitely go because they are tired of abusive and verbal abuse online, especially the trash Xbawks Live full of morons, racist and kids.

Gek