Fri, Feb 19, 2010 | 18:44 GMT
ESRB describes God of War III and its sex mini-game
Those who thought that God of War III would not contain another sex mini-game have probably never played a title starring Kratos in their life.
That’s okay though – the ESRB has a lovely description of the latest one for you, and all the sexy details are posted below the break.
Players will encounter a goddess and her two hand maidens, all topless, all holding and caressing each other. If players wish to, they may join the goddess (and only the goddess) in bed. Actual sex is never depicted as the camera drifts, then fixes on the two maidens, who watch from a distance.
As players respond to the on-screen prompts with button presses, the topless maidens will continue to watch, and sometimes caress. Moaning sounds from the bed can be heard throughout the sequence.
The ESRB never says or not if the maidens judge Kratos’ bedroom prowess or not, nor does it reveal which goddess our hero is bedding.
Apparently, it’s Aphrodite, which should be a little awkward since Kratos killed her lover Ares in the first game.
Good thing Kratos didn’t end up as a little elf character, otherwise, these bits of the game may not have existed.
A demo for God of War III will be made available to PS3 users who did not pre-order the title soon.
Game’s out next month.
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Posted in: Action, Hot, PS3, Sony
Tags: ESRB, God of War 3, god of war III, kratos
11 comments
#1
Gekidami
19/02/10, 6:17 pm
Its Aphrodite, it was said in the OPM review.
#2
Erthazus
19/02/10, 6:19 pm
Kratos will be so happy xD
#3
Stephany Nunneley
19/02/10, 6:43 pm
Good to know, Gek. Still – awkward.
#4
Phoenixblight
19/02/10, 6:45 pm
Thats nothing its just similar to the jars or the statue in both GoW 1 and 2.
#5
Stephany Nunneley
19/02/10, 6:50 pm
True. And who is gonna be looking at the two maiden’s mommy bits when you’re trying to hit the button prompts flashing on screen correctly anyway?
#6
Phoenixblight
19/02/10, 6:54 pm
Well they have the action sequences moved to parts of the screen depending on what button it is so I guess you could get good enough to know what button needs to be pressed.
#7
Stephany Nunneley
19/02/10, 7:01 pm
I always had the most trouble with making the sticks do a circle properly when prompted. Partially because I was laughing while doing it.
#8
Phoenixblight
19/02/10, 7:24 pm
Especially the statue when you messed up.
#9
FeaturePreacher
19/02/10, 8:55 pm
I hope the 2 maidens do some sticky caressing. Also I hope they got some good boob physics in the scene as well. I really hope, especially since this will be the last game in the series, that depending on how successful you are at pleasing the goddess, you get to view the aftermath of the goddess’ lady garden.
#10
Erthazus
19/02/10, 9:50 pm
Its the last game in the series but not the last in the franchise.
I think sex is the part of this game.
#11
Eregol
20/02/10, 12:47 pm
Damn, there was me hoping for a proper threesome.