Thu, Sep 18, 2008 | 14:01 BST

Signed Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise is won by…

Yes, we know. We were supposed to announce this on Monday. We’re a bit rubbish, when all’s said and done. so we’re sorry.

Anyway. Last week, for the grand prize of a copy of Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise signed by the team at Rare, we asked you to complete the following sentence:

I enjoy playing with animals, because…

And the winner is poster lovemoose, with:

…because I severed both Alan Price’s arms below the elbow, and now they have to pay me to do the organ bits on “House of the Rising Sun”.

Thanks to everyone that entered. You’re all winners in our eyes. Lovemoose, mail patrick@videogaming247.com with your details and we’ll get the game in the post.

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19 comments

Blerk
18/09/08, 2:04 pm

A worthy winner, I think!

DrDamn
18/09/08, 2:15 pm

Not bad and a different angle to most. I still think Blerk’s within 4 minutes of the article being posted was never bettered. It was quick, snappy and funny.

deanimate
18/09/08, 2:16 pm

who is alan price?

El_MUERkO
18/09/08, 2:21 pm

bestiality jokes are a bit tired, well done mooselover

George K.
18/09/08, 2:23 pm

Oi Pat, chuck me the address and I’ll send it out pronto-pronto.

[sees Blerk, runs & hides/]

morriss
18/09/08, 2:30 pm

It’s a Danish address, George. Just mail me at mike@vg247 and I’ll send you my det….oh.

patlike
18/09/08, 2:30 pm

Will do when he mails, Mr K.

Blerk
18/09/08, 4:19 pm

I couldn’t win because I already won one VG247 compo and I’m also on Rare’s hit list.

morriss
18/09/08, 4:27 pm

I’ve fixed it so you never win anything ever again.

#10

Truk
18/09/08, 4:29 pm

Wouldn’t Blerk just be faintly disappointed even if he did win?

#11

lovemoose
18/09/08, 6:35 pm

Yay me!

Thanks all. I thought I’d gamble with a non-bestiality angle. Looks like it paid off.

Now all I have to do is avoid Alan Price for the rest of my life. I saw him play at a festival in the 1989 and he gave the guitarist a really nasty look when he broke a string. I reckon he’s the kind to hold a grudge.

/goes undercover
/emerges from cover to email address for prize
/etc.

#12

epic_wanderer
19/09/08, 12:05 am

“in the 1989″: I’m going to start saying that.

#13

lovemoose
19/09/08, 8:05 am

Ace. I’ve been trying for years to get people saying that.

Probably since the 1978.

#14

lovemoose
29/09/08, 12:45 pm

Hi chaps, I sent my details to Pat, but haven’t heard anything as yet. Should I hang tight?

#15